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A Jewish man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

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Mr. Wonder, optimism is seeing the glass as half full, pessimism as seeing the glass half empty, and realism as not seeing the glass at all.

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A cat starts grooming itself How many sprinkles does it take to cover the moon Cabinet because whales live in water

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Ask me if I'm a dinosaur. Are you dinosaur? No.

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if dragonflies have purple toe nails, then how many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? canada, because snakes don't have armpits!

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Are you from Africa because YOU GOT AIDS

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have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

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Why did the kid fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? Because he had no legs. Knock, Knock Who's there? Not that kid.

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i Have read and agreed to the terms of service

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What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

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What does a dyslexic person do on sundays? Goes to church to pray to Dog

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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A spatial closet situates trolls beside the whistle.

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How does a black woman know she is pregnant? When she pulls her tampon out the cotton is already picked.

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Why couldn't the little pirate see the movie? He was busy

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Ding Dong! Who's the - - - wait - - - I don't have a doorbell.

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Your mom's your dad's wife. Except when she's not.

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Q: What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? A: A set of Legos

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Why can't Emily swing because she has no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Emily

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What did the man say to the other man? I would have no clue because I am deaf

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What's worse than five babies in one trash can? One baby in five trash cans.

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dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

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a black man has a shotgun. having an IQ of 11 he shot his hands off

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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