- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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uh uh uh uh .... oh i swallowed my gum

Knock knock ... Knock knock ... Little did the man knocking at the door know that the kid was told not to answer the door when he was home alone, so the kid was hiding

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

What did Little Jimmie say to his mom when he got home frome school? Nothing his moms dead.

Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

Q: how do you make a clean naz dance? A: put a lil boogy in it? NOOO SUCK IT!!!

Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

Why did you cross the road. You didn't your looking at this joke

What did the black man say to his wife? Nothing, she had died earlier that year after a long battle with cancer.

Why did the dyslexic chicken cross the toad? Because the toad mocked his dyslexia, and the chicken does not tolerate rude bastard toads.

YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

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What is worse than losing your phone charger... Being viciously raped by a group of angry vegans feminist mad at you for eating a burger, while walking out of Hooters.

once upon a time joey was on a roller coaster. Joey fell off the roller coaster and died.

why cant women draw perfect circles? no one can becouse it is virtually impossible

Why was the woman blind? Because she couldn't see

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

How do u make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face

What do you call a mother who is also your aunt and a father who is also your uncle? Incest

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

Why Was 6 Afraid of 7? Because 7 was a Pedophile

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