- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

What did the Joker say to Batman? Why are we wearing these stupid costumes

2 men walk into a bar. You would have expected the second one to notice it after the first guy walked into it.

Caroline Kelly.

Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

How Do You Fart Eat Beans

Two men are walking along the Great Wall of China. "Do you know how many years it took to build this?" one man asked. "Yes," the other replied. "Me too."

What is more addictive than World Of Warcraft? Heroin

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because crossing through traffic is very dangerous

Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

Pineapple.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why did the fungus leave the party? Truffle.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Knock Knock Who's there? Kevin. Kevin who? Kevin Smith. Oh yes, Kevin Smith that lovely boy from just around the corner! Come on in!

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 800 pounds

Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

Why was Jimmy so bad at jumping rope? His father's car ran over an IED back in 2009. Jimmy had lost his legs in a tragic explosion.

whats worse than someone blowing out all your birthday candles? a piano dropping on your head.

What did the dog say to the astro turf? SHUT UP!! I don't want to here your excuses, put the dishes away when you're done with them or so help me! You see the dog had been abused as a puppy and as a result he was always a bit off.

If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

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