- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because crossing through traffic is very dangerous

What do get when you mix cancer and a bike? Lance Armstrong

Why did the house burn down? Obama

2 men walk into a bar. You would have expected the second one to notice it after the first guy walked into it.

Everything's looking fine, ma'am. Hope to see you again real soon.

Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

What is more addictive than World Of Warcraft? Heroin

How Do You Fart Eat Beans

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Two trains, on the same track, left different stations, and travelled in opposite directions. 74 people died.

Why did the man cross the road? To get to the homeless shelter.

Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

What’s the best part about knowing things no one else does? Nothing. I’m schizophrenic and can’t afford medication.

i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

What's big, red and delicious? A prune. I lied about it being big, red and delicious.

What would the funeral home do without a dead person? Wait until the next appiontment

Face down, ass up. Thats the way I like to sleep

Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

How many people does it take to screw a light bulb? One, it's all the sex they can get.

Oh my God! A talking dog!

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