Lets go Yankees

What's the difference between a baby and an onion? I cry when I chop up an onion.

What do you call a gay black man? Whatever his name happens to be

Friend: Do you want to go to the bar or see a movie first? Me: Yes.

What would an ice hockey player do if the ice melted? Walk off, as the ice is only 3/4 of an inch thick.

Q: What genre is the bible? A: Si-fi

What do you call a sheep? something to have sex with.

Why are fish bad at basketball? Because they're afraid of the net...

Why did the girl fall off the swing ? Because she lost her balance and the force of gravity put upon her was too great for her to bear, resulting in her fall.

the story below is a truee story...unfortunately!!!!!!!!! :'(

Where there is a will, there is generally a grieving family... I miss you, dad.

what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

What did the coal miner get for Christmas? Black Lung Disease

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

What do you call it when you eat cheese that's not yours? Stealing.

How do you know if you are an alien? When you start maulesting sea creatures for their milk

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

Yo momma is so fat when she sat on the i pod she made the i pad!

Knock knock. Who's there? Cher. Cher who? Just Cher.

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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