- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

I can't remember the punchline for this joke so I recommend you stop reading this...why are you still reading this whats wrong with you!!!!

Roses are blue Violets are red What happened to the gay man? He listened to Justin Beiber And then was straight

person 1:hello person 2:hello person 1:do you want to hear a joke ? person 2:yes person 1:good bye person 2:good bye

What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

what did the white guy say to the black guy at the homeless shelter? Hi.

Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok,

why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

What do you say to a black man in the morning? Good morning

Why did the boy drown? Because he was actually a brick. I lied about him being a boy.

i named my son Frodo because he was little

A man walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender then lights him on fire.

Why was the girl sad? Because she was, you idiot!

what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why can't the black person drown? He is very well trained at swimming.

The indistinguishable bug corrupts a bond arrow.

Roses are Red. Violets are blue. I took a shit on your wife's face last night.

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?" Oh ya he had alzheimers.

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

So two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSSS!

What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

So there is this moose and he goes to a grocery store and asks, "where are the potatoes?" the employee says "aisle 5" and when the moose checks in aisle five, there are no potatoes.

Patient: "Doctor, I have a strawberry stuck in my bum" Doctor: "Well, that's an awfully peculiar place to keep a strawberry. What were you thinking?"

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??