- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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people can be soooo loud!!!!!!! sooo loud that they wake up helen keller!!!!!!

What's the difference in a big brother and a wee brother? Ones big, ones small.

roses are black violets are black I'm blind i need a dog.

What did the raped girl say to the doctor? Nothing she was dead on arrival.

Why did the chicken kill himself To get to the other side.

Knock Knock Who's There? Peyton Peyton who? Peyton Manning

Knock, Knock Who's there? George. George who? George Ronald.

Did you hear the one about the man who fell asleep on the job? He woke up.

Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

i am blue you are red ive got a face look at it look at it i say

What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

why was the little boy crying? he wasnt, he died 2 weeks ago

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

A man walks into a bar he said oww when did this metel bar get here

Why did the jewish plumber commit suicide? After years abuse from his alcoholic father and rich sibling, he finally snapped and killed himself on his birthday after nobody told him happy birthday.

What did the cancer patient say to the other cancer patient? Nothing, he was dead.

Q: How pregnancy test is performed in Somalia?! A: Shove a piece of bread between the legs of the women and if the bread is bitten when you take it out, she is pregnant!

Why dd the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She lost her arms to cancer.

What do people call baby cats in Alabama? Kittens.

Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

What did Shaq do when he first met Rondo? Play Basketball

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

What does a black guy do to a white girl when the lights go off and there's a bed in the room? They go to sleep so they can have enough energy to work their two jobs and provide for their family after they've been evicted from their home.

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