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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the rest of the kids during recess? Tiffany is a pencil.

Korean man, "Hi, I'm the President of North Korea!" Man, "Oh wow! What's your name?" Korean man, "Kim."

Where do the biggest potatoes grow? the ground.

knock knock ? Who's there ? idunnop idunnop who ? Eww you've done a what?!

How I seem math word problems Scenario: 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara desert Question: How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse Answer: Purple, because ice cream has no bones

what do you call a a miget crossed with a vampire? A miget, vampires are a figment of you're screwed up imagination.

Titanic with will smith. Girl: I wont ever let go of you. Leo: Drowns. Smith: Move your fat ass over girl, there is like room for me and fifthy kids there yo! Me: Bitch if you need to float on a piece of wood where six of us could fit, im gonna drown you.

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Why was the boy's face red? He put his cat in a blender.

like if u think princess kenny id the fairest maiden in all the land. if u havent played or watched pewdiepie play south park the stick of truth, disregard this message.

How many ecotards does it take to change a light globe? Ve Vill Change all ze light globes to use;less grey vuns and you vill luv it or else ve vill kill you to save ze planet

What's the difference between a lamp?

What do you call a dolphin mixed with a cheetah? I have no idea I was hoping you knew.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i have Alzheimers, Roses are red

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?".

How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender How do you get them out? Straw

Siri, what is your definition of love? "Let me check on that...Here's what I've found." Google.com search = definition of love

Two nerds walk into a bar. The effects of alcohol do not discriminate based upon the social status of said consumer.

If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call 911

What do you call 25 college teens at a party? A good time.

A horse walks into a bar, the barman says why the long face, the horse says, my dad died this morning.

Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

What's purple and fuzzy? A piece of purple fuzz.

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