- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would you do if I ripped your face off? Bleed to death.

Whats the difference between a garage full of dead babies and a garage full of money? I don't have a garage full of money

Your momma's so fat: She regrets not making the most of her youth whilst she was still attractive.

What did the dead man say? Nothing because dead human beings have no beating heart and do not live so they cannot speak.

What is your favorite color???? My mom I got u s o godd.

Why was the boy named Bethel? He had horrible parents that wanted him to live a life of social poverty.

Waseem is a hard worker.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Why did the toddler fall in the pool? He was irresponsibly left unattended outside and tripped on the edge of the pool. He died within two minutes and his parents were blamed for his death.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

What is a pirate's favorite movie? A pirated movie.

The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

A woman wears a dress.

How do you make Bill Gates poor? You take all of his money

Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

Justin Beiber's Talent.

I C U P White stuff

Racial equality.

A pigeon walks into a bar. Someone left the door opened.

You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

What did the blind kid that couldn't talk get for Christmas Cancer

Jumping out of an airplane is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

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