what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

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What would happen if you insulted Chuck Norris' mother? Considering you did it on a messageboard that only unemployed people with no social lives use, nothing.

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

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What is x + 12 That is impossible because you can't add letters

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Rock a by baby, In a tree top When the wind blows The cradle will rock, When the bough breaks The cradle will fall And down will come baby Dying on impact.

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How can you tell if a blonde has been using your computer? Ask her.

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what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

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why'd my house get destroyed I was afraid the tornado that hit mass was going to destroy it so I blew it up

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Knock Knock Who's there? (Pause) Who's there? Hello? Bloody kids

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Why are Asians so good at math? because of their work ethic and determination to become the best at everything.rice.

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Why is my girlfriend pregnant? We wanted an abortion

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Whats black and yellow and makes you laugh? A bus full of niggers driving of a cliff

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 had a gun.

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What's worse than finding the Holocaust in your apple? Nothing

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Q. What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A. A gay bar

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Rishi has popcorn while wass n jess r making jokes on anti jokes

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 was a sixoffender!

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What do you call a black man on a rope swing? Usually whatever his first name is, but if he goes by a nickname you should use that

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What did the butler say to the guest while his master is in the bathroom? Butler: "Sir, will you wait while the Master bathes?" Guest: "How long will he be, I'm quite busy!" Butler: "He shouldn't be long sir, he should be finishing up now."

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge asked "Mum, why is my name Fridge?" to which she replied "Because you deserve to be in one."

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Man: Would you like to see someone Man 2: Sure Man: How bout the inside of an ambulance

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Q) What do you call a black president? A) Mr. President

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what is funnier then this joke? A jewish muslim that is asian, balck, and mexican,and is woomen crossing the border then geting shot and hung by a rope of dead babies

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Why was the Jew sad Because it was Christmas.

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