roses are red violets are blue my name is kate boyd im gay

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There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

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HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

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Godilla walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

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why did the clown fall of the swing? he got shot in the head

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What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

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What Do You Call A Fake Noodle? ----An Impastaaa!!!!!

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

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What kind of nun would never drink milk? One who suffers from a severe lactose intolerance.

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Whats long,hard, and has c.u.m in ig? Cucumber....also my wiener

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An irish man walks into a bar. He drinks responsibly, and leaves shortly afterward.

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What do you call a clock that has no sense of time? .....Broken.

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I used to think skyrim jokes were funny. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

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What to you call a heavy person, Someone overweight

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Why was the girl crying? She got shot in the penis

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What comes after 69... Mouthwash

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Why did the chicken cross the buffet table? To get to the other sides.

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What looks like a horse, but smells and has feathers? A dead horse with a pidgeon in its ass.

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Smith.

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What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dead cat.

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There was porn on the Internet I masturbated to it, but my parents caught me, and I can't ever leave the house again until I'm 18.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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