- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when a leprechaun refuses to give you his pot of gold? He doesn't give you his gold.

My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

What did Kony say to the children right before he took them Come with me you f*** n*

Where does Charlie Sheen Shop? Winners

Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

taking out the trash... at night

Why couldn't the old man see? Because he was stabbed in the eye.

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

If life gives you lemons, you are probably suffering from hallucinations.

get in the car.

what porn does a nugget watch nugget porn.

Gandalf and Dumbledore had a son, her name wasn't.

boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

What did the dyslexic boy get for Christmas? A laptop. And he was very happy.

What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

roses are red violets are blue my dick hurts blue waffles

National security?

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

- Knock, knock - Who's there? - Police - I'm not home!

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

Why did the chicken cross the road?? So he could tell me to tell this joke to everybody and therefore prevent the universe from exploding

Whats faster than a black man running away from the cops? The speed of light.

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