There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

your mother is in alkatraz as she was sentenced to 25 to life due to false accusations

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get mowed down by a tractor

what is orange red and blue, has wheels , and can talk? i don't know that's why i asked you

its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

How do you teach an asian baby to read? Enroll him in a good pre-school and practice regularly.

what do you call a jew hanging from a tree? dead

the canadian, the chinese man, and the black guy walk into the at different times and buy different things

Justin Bieber.

A black man is sitting in front of the bus Then he respectfully gives up his seat to an elder woman

If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

Why did the man drive into the river? He was sleep deprived from working overtime.

What's green, three feet tall, and can live forever? Definitely not Julie Andrews.

I couldn't decide whether to buy a pepperoni or a meat feast pizza? So i got neither and my two year old son died of starvation.

Q: you know whats a good movie? A: twilight.

Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

anal seepage

How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

Why was the Jewish man celebrating cinco de mayo? Because he likes other cultures and Mexican food Except pork

Why did the kid fall? He got pushed off of a building

Why did the tornado cross the road? Because it's a tornado, that's what tornadoes do.

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