- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

Your mother is so fat that her BMI is larger than average.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.

I have a horse.

A casual web surfer logs onto a website and reads half a joke.

Q: What do you call men at sea? A: Sailors

What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

how do u make a baby cry? you shouldnt. Stop thinking of ways to make a kid cry... asshole.

3 out of 5 smokers die And apparently the other 2 become immortal

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

Roses are dead. Violets are dead. I'm a bad gardener.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Starving.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because their both fruits.

Why is paper white? Cause that's how they make paper.

hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have alzheimers, hey i just met you

what do you call a fat man standing in the middle of the street a fat man

Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, And if one alcoholic should one day stroll along: There'll be no more bottles hanging on the wall.

Why was the boy named Bethel? He had horrible parents that wanted him to live a life of social poverty.

a suicidal man walks up 49 floors and enters a room and opens the window. hes worked there for 5 years and the air condition is broken

What's red and can't find a family? A fire hydrant

what do you do with a fat little chug...kick em in the guts

What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

Why did the cat eat himself? He was hungry

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