- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Ringmasters does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They tell the clowns to do it

What do you call an animal that is blue, fluffy and lives in the arctic? I don't know and that's why I'm asking you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC and join his chicken friends to protest.

What's long, hard, and has come in it? A long, hardcovered book.

Here's a joke The Holocaust.

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

identical jokes get different votes.

When life gives you a hamburger, you know you're at Mr. Life's Hamburger Stand on 8th Avenue.

what did the kid with no legs gat for her birthday? A soccer ball! I feel bad for this young girl.

Vote this down and get DOXED

We start counting at 1, therefore 0 is countless. I've slept with countless women.

A man told another,"You suck." The insulted man finished the sentence,"On juice boxes."

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

How can you tell Santa is racist? He doesn't give Africans presents.

a. johns friend said your a towel b. rick replied im obivously not a towel and walked away in discust at his friends stupidity.

What's worse then the WNBA? Nickelback.

What did the tree say to the boy? Nothing. As i recall, trees are unable to speak and or show signs of emotion.

What did the orange say to the lemon? "Hello"

Knock Knock ************************** No-one's home

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Parkinson's dl;ghd;jgfldsj;foshdgoljdlkfnjslpaoijejknjvnoidnmaokepinjndonfvio

yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

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