What did the dog get for Christmas? euthanization

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

What has eyes but can't see? A blind person.

How do you kill Lady Gaga? There is no point in trying, she is too heavily guarded.

What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin Before He Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

Roses are red, viotels are blue. God made me pretty, what happened to you?

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?... CAUSE HE FELT LIKE IT, IDIOT

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Being raped with a cheese grater.

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

Why did the chicken itch it's bum? Cause it's bum was itchy

What has 3 eyes, green fur and blue ears? Nothing.

Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

Justin Beiber's Talent.

Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

What do you call a black man eating dessert? A man of African ancestry enjoying a sweet treat.

Why don't I understand myself? Because I am an anti-joke and lack a self-aware existence.

Did you hear about the one about the man who walked into the library? He likes reading

What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A unicorn

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

What do you call a black man with pearl white teeth ? A man with good dental hygiene.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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