- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

Why did Bob throw butter out the window, Because he is mentally retarded.

What's the worst thing about African poverty? The fact that there is no foreseeable solution to the problem of millions suffering.

Why did the boy fail math? He got bad grades.

What do you call a mother who is also your aunt and a father who is also your uncle? Incest

What do you call a deaf-black man that professionally generates maps of the world? A cartographer.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

Why didn't the sperm cell cross the road? It died from the intense heat.

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what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

What do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? A Cog

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas? A puppy, but it was left too long in a wrapped up box without air, it quickly suffocated and ruined the kids chirstmas.

Why was Hellen Keller afraid to answer the phone? This situation is impossible because Hellen suffered from scarlet fever, therefore she could not see or hear the phone.

Yo momma so stupid she threw a rock at the ground And missed.

Three construction workers are high up on a building when they decide to take their lunch break there. The three open their respective lunches, converse pleasantly, and enjoy the fine weather.

When you wish upon a star... You are only seeing the light of that star, which has taken billions of years to travel here. The star that you are looking at has most likely dead, Just like your dreams.

Why was the black man crying? His wife left him, took his children, and most of his possessions in the divorce.

What happens to the blond when she reaches the top of the stairs She falls down them

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

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