- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Getting laid at the special Olympics.

Why couldn't the man stop dancing? Because he had Parkinson's.

Dude man, I'm high...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, No, violets are VIOLET, That’s why they’re called “violets.” Edmund Spenser was an idiot.

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says "You have to stop masturbating." The man says "What, why?!" The doctor says "So I can examine you."

Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call 911

What do you call 25 college teens at a party? A good time.

How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender How do you get them out? Straw

A horse walks into a bar, the barman says why the long face, the horse says, my dad died this morning.

Siri, what is your definition of love? "Let me check on that...Here's what I've found." Google.com search = definition of love

Two nerds walk into a bar. The effects of alcohol do not discriminate based upon the social status of said consumer.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

If I were a cat, would you help with the toast?

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't it's a dead baby!

Why did Chuck Norris's calendar go from March 31st to April 2nd? There was a misprint

A man told his daughter not to give his dog coffee. His daughter turned and told him that she was his nurse and his alzheimers is getting worse.

what do a black guy and a white guy have in common? neither of them are purple

Why did the muslim cross the road? To get to the other Saiid.

What is Debbie short for? She has no legs.

What's red, crunchy, and hard to chew. A brick.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i have Alzheimers, Roses are red

What do you call a dolphin mixed with a cheetah? I have no idea I was hoping you knew.

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?".

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