- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Say silk 5 times. Silk Silk Silk Silk Silk Now what do cows drink? Water.

You know what topping goes bad with ice cream? Chloroform

What happens when an Asian with a boner walks into a wall? He breaks his nose

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Why Didn't LeBron James go to College? He was really good and decided to go to the NBA straight out of High School.

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

How many band geeks does it take to catch a football? One, especially if he/she is on the football team.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Who Who who? Who who who Who who who who? Who who who who who who who who who who who who who who who…

An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

How did I do in the running events? Not that good, I'm a paraplegic.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he needed to go to work to help pay for his dying daughter's cancer treatment

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Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get down.

A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

What do u call a boomerang that doesnt come back A stick

A man walks into a bar. He is now passed out on the ground. (TD)

What do you call a mother who is also your aunt and a father who is also your uncle? Incest

Q: Why did the black guy cross the road? A: Hell, I don't know. He probably stole something.

your mums so fat! "last time i heard that i fell of my dinosaur!!" Oh man are you ok?

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

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