- Anti Joke

What is the diffrents between a Mexican and a elevator? one can raise children the other is a mexican!!!!!

look this kid up on facebook and spam him!! its funny, Josh Noonan, also his cell number is 603 560 3399....

why did the chicken cross the road? there was chicken food on the other side

Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

Your mom's so fat, she's is bigger than the average person.

What is the difference between Acenaphthoquinone and Acetoguanamine? I don't know...

a young boy with no arms or legs log rolls himself outside where he gets struck by lightning

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? One is a type of small aquatic craft, and the other is a human being who practices Judaism.

yo moma is so poor she cant afford free samples

Why will this joke be the most hated? Because it sucks

Q. What does physiks sound to most of the people? A. There were two camels, one was green, how much does the sand weight when its dark?

Q: which of the following is a prime number? A: 17

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make the general public confused? ...

Knock Knock. Who's there? Joe Bereta is a member of al Qaeda.

So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come out with your hands up.

What's the bright side of Jimmy only having one leg? There isn't one.

What was even more disgusting than the holocaust? Lucy's new shoes.

Photons have mass? i didn't even know they were catholic.