- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many fish does it take to brush their teeth? Jp's worth of fish isn't enough.

roses are red violets are blue maskrosor are gula

What's the difference between a car and a sack of dead babies? I don't keep a car in my garage.

What's funnier than Justin Bieber dying in a car accident? Nicky Minaj being in the same car.

what did the man say to the other man he bumped into? sorry. and they never saw eachother again

Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

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How do you make transportation in Harlem easier? Fix the roads and put in more stoplights.

Girl: I love you in a platonic way Guy: ... Is that some kind of fat joke!

What did michael jackson say to the boys he touched? Nothing. Hes dead

My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

Why did the sailor fall off the boat? Because vampires arent real.

Death by kayak

Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

Knock Know! Come in!

What happens when you get hit in the face? You get hurt.

Knock Knock! Who's There! That's right! And now for our next song: "Magic Bus!" One TwoThree Four.....

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Dementia Pickles

How many squirrels does it take to drive a refrigerator 10 quarts per elephant? Vanilla Cake

What do chicken and babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

A comedian walks onto the stage. Antehumor.

Guy finds lamp in the desert and rubs it three times. No genie appears because there's no such thing as magic.

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

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