- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the homeless man steal food from the local grocery store? He had not eaten in three days and was forced to steal or risk possible starvation.

What's worse then getting kicked in the face by Chuck Norris? A: Nothing

Why'd the man walk his dog His pen ran out of ink

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a toothpick

Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse didn't respond, because it's a horse.

Want to burn 3000 calories in under 5 MINUTES? Take a store bought pizza and put it in the over for as long as you want. Just watch the calories burn away in a puff of smoke!

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? A holocaust in which all the Jews are raped by giant scorpions, and then killed.

mikey is cute

Ask me if I'm a tree..... "are you a tree?" No.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a double whiskey. The bar man says "what's with the long face"? The horse replies "My wife left me, took the kids with her, took everything, I'm devastated"

A man walks into a bar, then he leaves and goes home

I had a quad when I was in high school, she was pretty but it was hard to get her out of the wheelchair.

Dear 6, Please stop spreading rumors about me. I heard you do some pretty nasty things with 9. Sincerely, 7

oh hey.

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

"It's a blimp, it's a hot air balloon!" "No wait, it's your mom."

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating its way up.

why did the man take the bus to work he didnt have a liscence

What do you call a white man who murdered his whole family? -a murder What do you call a black man who raped five women? -a rapest What do you call a Mexican with a leaf blower -a hardworking legal immigrant working twelve hours seven days a week to support his wife and three children.

"knock knock" "who's there" "I dont know, check the door"

Chuck Norris got hit by a train. It was a very bloody and sad incident and he will be missed.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why suck a long face the horse shits on the floor and walks out

your mama so old, shes dead.

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