- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

What is worse than being bitten by a snake? Being bitten twice! - Louis

Your Face... It's Beautiful.

If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

what do you call a room with no people in it? empty What do you call a room with over 9000 people in it? a fire hazard

Why did the tornado cross the road? Cuz it's a tornado. Don't question it. Run.

Every Good Boy Deserves Fibromyalgia

Roses are red, ill give you a wink, two in the pink, and one in the stink.

A car walks into a bar.

Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

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Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad this joke is over?

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Your mother is so morbidly obese that if she sat on me, she would crush my skull and kill me.

Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

When I meet the woman of my dreams, she wont know what hit her... Nor will the police.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? no... Well, It's really nice. :)

What do you call a person that is green, wearing plaid, and standing next to you in the elevator? What ever their name is

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