- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

What do you call a poldo thats hafl poldo a

I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

how much fish could a chicken

Roses are Red Violets are Red Grass is Red Trees are Red My yard is on fire.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your child has been in a terrible car accident.

if you have 2 apples and 3 oranges in one hand, and 4 oranges and 1 apple in the other, what do you have? very large hands.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Too many because they are babies and they don't have the motor skills to properly use a paintbrush.

What do you do when you go downstairs in the middle of the night and see your VCR floating in the middle of the living room? Run and cower in fear in this seemingly impossible situation.

What's better than winning the lottery? Winnig the lottery twice.

How are a chicken and a grape similar? They're both round. Except the chicken.

How did the blind man cross the road? With the use of a cane and a registered seeing eye dog

why did the man fall? cuz he jumped from a building

"Ask me if I'm a lamp." "Are you a lamp?" "No."

vote this down and i will DOX you

Whats a hobbo's favorite food? Trash

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? Because he was a heroin addict

whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

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Why did the blonde walk into the men's restroom? Because the blonde was a man who needed to expel his feculent waste.

How do you make a baby stop screaming? Pour acid down its throat.

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit!!

Holy sh** a talking muffin!!!

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