What's big, black, and impossible to swallow? A parking lot. Among many other things.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

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A cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. Well, okay, it doesn't actually order it. It more of meows in a begging fashion and the bartender, being a kind individual, gets the lost animal a bowl of milk. But who's to argue semantics?

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What do you call it when you kill a Jewish homosexual? Murder.

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??????????? ??????????????? "Hello, idiot teacher! You eat milk."

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punchline below punchline above

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Person 1: 'Ask me if I'm a tree' Person 2: 'Are you a tree?' Person 1: 'No.'

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What do you call something that lives in a pineapple under the sea? I don't know, but that seems like an improbable circumstance.

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What is brown and has three legs? A horse. It lost a leg in a glue factory.

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KENNAH CAMPIONS LAUGH

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2 guys shot up a morgue..... 13 bodies remain dead.

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Whats brown and sticky? Brown paint,

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The cow's name was Friday, But can you guess what day it died? Monday, it had a fun weekend with its family before it was brutally slaughtered.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, No, violets are VIOLET, That’s why they’re called “violets.” Edmund Spenser was an idiot.

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Why couldn't the man stop dancing? Because he had Parkinson's.

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Q:Why was the frog sad A:He was stapeld to a boys face.

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Whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having a Hippo give you head.

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Dude man, I'm high...

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Getting laid at the special Olympics.

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A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says "You have to stop masturbating." The man says "What, why?!" The doctor says "So I can examine you."

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So, a Hispanic, Jewish, Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "Aren't you tired of this?"

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whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and the holocaust? A pile of dead babies isn't funny

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A duck, a rabbi, a homosexual, and the president walk into a bar. As a result, bruises appeared on their foreheads.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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