What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

It's all Taggart

A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

What's up? The sky. What's down? Your mom: she was stabbed

What did the black man say while getting mauled by a jungle cat? "Help im dying", as the animal riped him peice by peice with fear in his eyes he died slowly as the jungle cat draged him back to its den helplessly he fades away and the animal eats him.

mental kid

Whats funnier then two babies falling off a cliff? 2 babies falling off a cliff

Why was the Jimmy Sad? Because he had Autism.

Paul Walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: No

whant to hear my best inpression of a hijacking ok kjgnkdgsjikdfhjnknkdfngknhfkfbnkf

your mother is in alkatraz as she was sentenced to 25 to life due to false accusations

Why was little Jimmy so sad? Because he was H.I.V. positive

is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

Why couldnt Hellen Keller drive? Because vehicles werent invented yet.

25

why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

The dewey decimal system

When life gives you lemons, you go to a therapist and seek help because your dementia has progressed to the point that you are seeing and feeling illusions.

what is the most efficient way to scratch your balls? hire a leprechaun slave.

roses are red violets are blue my name is kate boyd im gay

why did the clown fall of the swing? he got shot in the head

An irish man walks into a bar. He drinks responsibly, and leaves shortly afterward.

Whats long,hard, and has c.u.m in ig? Cucumber....also my wiener

Anti Joke

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