- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a nun pregnant? Artificial insemination.

Your pathetic humanity. Deux. Dios Gud God etc. Moral: You cannot even translate the name of his very being correctly, and you expect the bible to be translated right... Laught now, because I shall silence you soon enough...

Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

What's worse than knowing you have Hepititis C? Not knowing.

A man walks into a bar, and says to the bartender, "Do you know where the library is located?" The bartender describes to him that the closest library is three blocks down, next to the red brick building with a green roof.

What did one volcano say to the other? Nothing. Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

Why didn't john go to school? He has terminal cancer and he must stay at hospital

A guy walks into a bar

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

what's worse than finding an worm in your apple? Finding HALF a worm in your apple.

A duck walks into a bar and is immediately shot to prevent the spread of bird flu.

If a guy has a sex change what is the first thing he would say? Boobies!

Everyone was standing in a bank happily Three muslims walk in Everyone continues their everyday lives coz we live in a non racist society and nothing could go wrong Then the building blew up

What do you call people in a plane crash? Whatever, i wasn't on the plane.

Why did the first koala fall off the tree? He was dead. Why did the second koala fall off the tree? He got hit by the first one. Why did the third koala fall off the tree? He thought it was a game so he joined in.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? a bike

What's worse than being annal raped by a black man? Well lots of things are but being raped by a guy who has around a 7 inch penis may be hurtful I'm sure being cut open and eaten alive may be worse;)

What did the ocean say to the other ocean????? What Nothing they just waved ???? Oh Do you sea what I did there ???? No I'm shore you did ???? By Erin

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its instincts were telling it that the higher amount of grass on the other side of the road would lead to an increase in the odds of survival due to a more adequate source of food and nourishment.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

What is x + 12 That is impossible because you can't add letters

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