Do you feel lucky punk, well do ya? ..Umm i'm sorry :/ I'm not gay!... I'm into chicks...you know?!

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Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but so

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Why did the man put his money in the freezer? Perhaps he didn't believe in banks.

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What has two legs and can't walk. Someone thats paralyzed!

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: Someone who just got stabbed to death reading the newspaper.

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What do you call a white guy in a joke? The first joke to specify one of the people in the joke as one with Caucasian origin.

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your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

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Why did Amy fall out of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. (Who's there?) Not Amy.

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People say that shit don't stink But shit does stink It stinks like shit!

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face! -Lets go Mets

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What's worse than depression? Having depression and killing yourself

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sandwich. roller coaster. brain sprout. cholera, meander. time. rivet.porcupine. mayonaise. frying. x-ray forever.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Why? Because his house was burning down on the other side

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet, And so is she.

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Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

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I have your mom in bed just kidding, i killed her Then barried her

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What is 9 inches long, the same colour as my skin, and makes my girlfriend gag when I shove it down her throat? Her Miscarriage.

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Where's Stevin Hawkins? He went for a walk.

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Never mail in your wished to a genie, he may be dyslexic.

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I'm hungry.

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I used to be an adventurer like you, until old age slowly took away my ability to move and go adventuring

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why did the kitten not eat its food? because its face was stapled to the floor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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