- Anti Joke

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

I hope the Angels win the pennant No pun intended

Roses are grey, Violets are black, I have Alzheimer's, Barthtub.

Two monkeys are lying in a tree. Big monkey and little monkey, little monkey bites the big monkey's tale, big monkey starts jumping around the place shouting. Little monkey just starts laughing and takes another sip of whiskey.

what does the black man say to the white man? nice weather were having huh.

How do you get your dog to stop peeing on the floor? SHOOT IT!!!

-I thought the lesson had started? -It has

What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm terrible at poems. Potato.

why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

haha Otarts was here

Six hats walk out of a garden. When mustard offal fruit paps.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

roses are red violets are twisted turn around bitch your about to get fisted

What's black and fast? A treadmill.

Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.

A man walks into a bar, the other man ducks.

what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she didn't have any arms