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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the chicken say after crossing the road? Nothing.It's a f*cking chicken.

What do you call a bird with a broken wing? A bird with a broken wing.

How did the woman get pregnant? She was thrown into a pool filled with semen.

To tell the truth... Your really an abortion that grew

What did the teapot say to the teacup? Nothing. Teapots and teacups are inanimate objects, therefore, cannot speak.

How many friends does it take to catch an owl? One because he was a bird catcher.

How did OJ get away with murder? No one really knows. Probably because he an excellent group of lawyers

Knock, knock. After a couple minutes of waiting the man knows that no one is home and leaves.

If Selfish Sam has twelve cookies and Tricky Todd asks for three then how many cookies does sam have left? Twelve. Remember he's selfish

Why did Timmy fall off his swing? The Holocaust

What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website?

A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

what did the boy in the blue hat do? wear his blue hat

What did the little boy with no arms get for cristmas? A football.

whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

What if algebra teachers were actually pirates, and they're making us find the X so they can search for buried treasure?

a boy meets a girl the rest is censored

Why did the lemon eat salt? I DON'T KNOW!!

Why did Susan fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock... Who's there? Not Susan...

What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

What do you call a man who shoots someone? A very bad person.

Fine, start by proving to me that you can be a reasonable human being, and I will meet you myself, I have too many of those that rely on my guidance and protection in order for me to send myself off to some suicide mission. Say, are you familiar with the Antony Stark method?

Is a tomato a vegetable? Depends if it is comatose.

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