a lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for directions. the Bartender takes him into a room and rapes-him

Why didn't the white kid go to school? Because it was Martin Luther King day.

Q: What do you call a dad running down a hill? A: A mom running down a hill, I lied about the dad.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh

What do you call a car that doesn't work? Broken.

how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

How did little Jimmy survive the 5 story fall? He didn't

I take the "the" out of Psychotherapist

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? A black man is a life form, more specifically a homosapian, while the bucket, as well as the shit, is an inanimate object.

How many police does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they all beat the room for being black.

You know what's gay? Grabbing another man's penis.

Knock Knock! Who's there? It's Jim. Jim who? I'm your son, Jim. Are you losing your memory?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb that explodes in 3 seconds inside your apple.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it was hit by a car

When the loaf of bread crashed the car the wife was mad. What do you think she did? She put Nutella on him toasted him and then ate him

What do you call an Aboriginal in a yellow sleeping bag? An organised man, ready for the harsh winter ahead.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? The one from the farm across the street. Can Randy come play outside?

Three Lawyers are walking, one falls down, gets up and continues walking

A midget walked under a bar.

What Did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

ask me if im deaf. are you deaf? ...............

Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

Anti Joke

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