A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

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Q: What did Jenna Jameson say when she heard hard banging near the front door? A: Come inside

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-I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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What's clear, glass-like, and makes your brain feel like it's exploding just by smelling it? Crystal Meth

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: You were adopted.

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I <3 Hitler

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Niggas be like you ugly and you playing hard to get, yo ass already hard to want!

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what is brown and sticky? a stick.

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A mushroom walks into a bar and the bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." and then the mushroom walks out.

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What do you call a man who tripped on a rock? A man who tripped on a rock.

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Roses are red violets are flowers jordan and me did it for hours If you know what i mean xxx

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how do you beat the system? throw your xbox out a window.

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If chuck noris has five dollars and you have five dollars, he has more money than you. He forgot about the extra dollar in his back pocket

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What's a foot long and slippery A dick

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I like Pi. It can make circles.

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Life

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police your son died in a car crash.

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why did the man hit the flight attendant? Im just kidding he didnt.

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Why did the Muslim suicide bomber commit suicide? He was nervous and didn't think he could hijack a plane.

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How much do polar bears weigh? Between 800 and 1600 pounds

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roses are red, violets are blue, I got pneumonia so now I am too

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Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

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In the North people say "once upon a time." What do people in the South say? "Y'all never gonna believe dis shit!"

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what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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