- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Pikachu say to Charmander? Nothing. Pokemon are fictional creatures, and thus, do not exist.

im saul and i love cock

What did the prostitute say to the pimp? Can I have $50? She was found three minutes later beaten to death with a purple cane, and had many imprssions of rings in her skull

A Jew walks on his way to work. He does not notice the quarter lying on the sidewalk and did not care for the dollar lying on the other side of the road.

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

A woman walked out of the kitchen.

What is worse than the Holocaust? Women's sports

Well this is pointless.....

how much will u suck my dick for? $100, $50, $25, o u said none so u give freebees!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

What smells like pizza and likes to roll? Pizza rolls.

Guy: Hey, you want to dance with me? Girl: Who me? Guy: Nooo that bench over there...

What's better than winning a gold at the paralympic Walking

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

Why did Amy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Amy

What do you call a Mexican that swam across the border? An illegal immigrant.

Ask me If I am an orange? Are you and Orange? No

what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

Q.Anti-jokes are funny? A.Depends on your opinion

A grandma starts pinching her grandsons cheeks and saying who's a little cutie pie the baby begins to bleed cause his grandmas nails are peircing his skin

What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

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