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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a boy poops in class everybody laughs and now he has no friends

Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

Thre jews walk into a bar i lied it was a gas chamber

THIS ONE IS MIIINE THIS ONE IS MIIINE I AM TOTALLY TIFA I AM TOTALLY TIFA! This one apparently.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

Why did Bob fall over? He was impaled by a narwhal. -BG

How I seem math word problems Scenario: 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara desert Question: How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse Answer: Purple, because ice cream has no bones

what do you call a a miget crossed with a vampire? A miget, vampires are a figment of you're screwed up imagination.

Titanic with will smith. Girl: I wont ever let go of you. Leo: Drowns. Smith: Move your fat ass over girl, there is like room for me and fifthy kids there yo! Me: Bitch if you need to float on a piece of wood where six of us could fit, im gonna drown you.

Korean man, "Hi, I'm the President of North Korea!" Man, "Oh wow! What's your name?" Korean man, "Kim."

knock knock ? Who's there ? idunnop idunnop who ? Eww you've done a what?!

Where do the biggest potatoes grow? the ground.

What's the difference between a lamp?

How many ecotards does it take to change a light globe? Ve Vill Change all ze light globes to use;less grey vuns and you vill luv it or else ve vill kill you to save ze planet

Why was the boy's face red? He put his cat in a blender.

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like if u think princess kenny id the fairest maiden in all the land. if u havent played or watched pewdiepie play south park the stick of truth, disregard this message.

A duck, a rabbi, a homosexual, and the president walk into a bar. As a result, bruises appeared on their foreheads.

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and the holocaust? A pile of dead babies isn't funny

Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the rest of the kids during recess? Tiffany is a pencil.

So, a Hispanic, Jewish, Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "Aren't you tired of this?"

Whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having a Hippo give you head.

Q:Why was the frog sad A:He was stapeld to a boys face.

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