- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the orphan get christmas? CANCER

What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing. The ocean is inanimate and therefore incapable of speech.

A postal worker creeps past a sleeping bulldog. The dog does not wake up, and the mail is delivered successfully.

Is it a bird, is it a plane?! No it's.... It's a bird.

what do you call 69 babies in one room? a room full of babies

Yo mama so fat when she sat around the hous she sat AROUND the house

A cow walks down the stairs. Not really. They are incapable of walking down stairs. It actually died on the roof.

What do you call a Rhino and a Lion having sex? Pointless, since they can't reproduce

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

What happened when the old man fell off the roof? He died....

Whoever said "don't start what you can't finish" hopefully didn't think about having kids Cuz that would be horror Get it?

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And I hate Jewish people

Hey i just met you. and this is crazy. I sent you my pubes in an envelope.

Whats green and can kill you when it falls from a tree? a pool table

Black people

A fat man walks into McDonald's and was then seen leaving 8 hours later as he finished his shift.

Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

What do you call a man with no legs or arms trying to ski? Impossible.

- What do you call a black man who drives a bus? - An african american bus driver.

What do you get when you cross isopropil alcohol,ammonia; dish detergent fluid, water, vinegar, and lemon oil? Window Cleaner.

What did the black man say to the white man? "I like your shirt" The black man walked off and lived out the rest of his days in peace.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Reclu. Reclu who? Recluse Spider.

Q:what do you do when a black guy is drowning A:you dont

Why was the boy crying on his birthday? He was being molested by his birthday clown who he was fully aware was his alcoholic costumed father.... And it wasn't his birthday.

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