- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks: "How's the family?" The Horse says: "they are fine." Everyone runs out screaming because Horses can't talk, except the bartender. He has a mental illness.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water, Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill came tumbling after. They both died of blood loss.

What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

-I thought the lesson had started? -It has

An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

What is the #1 cause of pedophiles? Sexy children

how do you burn a lot of calories? set a fat kid on fire

Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because it wasn't a pilot it was a toaster.

Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.

A: Hi I am a Mormon B: I know I'm one of your wifes

Q. How can you tell if your arm is broken? A. Break it.

Whats black, yellow and white? my wives

What's funnier than the holocaust? Nothing.

What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

roses are red violets are blue i need a pee and so do u

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

How do you make Bill Gates poor? You take all of his money

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

I once did something.

Why shouldn't you drink and drive? You might spill your beer

A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

what falls from the sky, is white, and can kill you a refrigerator

Which way do 4 gay guys walk South then past the milkbar then around the corner

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