Why did the black man actually receive an education. Because he is entitled to one as a citizen of the world. Frederick Douglass, at the twenty-third anniversary of the Emancipation Proclamation stated that "Education, the sheet anchor to a society where liberty and justice are secure, is a dangerous thing to society in the presence of injustices and oppressions...." Douglass knew that in order for black people in America to survive, they had to be educated because it was the one area that could make the weak person strong and the black person equal. By the time the modern day Civil Rights Movement started, its leaders already knew that education was knowledge, and that knowledge was power. In order for black people to gain their equality, they would have to have a solid foundation to stand on, and that foundation would be education.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

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A Man walks into a bar and asks for a shot. The Bartender proceeds to unload a 30 round banana clip into his head, neck, and midsection.

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What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

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What's black, white, black, white, black, white, and red? A horse with it's heard chopped off.

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This sentence is not humorous in any fashion whatsoever.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar.

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why did the skeleton cross the road ? because it wanted too. lolz

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What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

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Death by kayak

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Why was the dog crying? Do dogs even cry?

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Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

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Domonic is a gay homo!!!!!!!!!!!! Vagina

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rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

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Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. And you said you'd never forget.

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What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

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A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

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Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

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Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

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You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

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knock knock

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How many band geeks does it take to catch a football? One, especially if he/she is on the football team.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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