What do you get when you cross a dog with a cat? Nothing, it is impossible to mix 2 different animals

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2 guys are on a scaffolding. One of them says to the other "If you fall from here, theres a high probability you will die"

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Wats rong with yo leg.....

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Why did Suzie get raped? because she was out past her bedtime. and the morale to this story is that its funny to be raped.

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What do you can a Brazilian woman wearing a bikini? It depends on the case, but usually Brazilian women are named "Maria", "Ana", "Júlia" and many others kinds of names, with their root being hispanic, portguese and latin lenguages. Respectively, the names quoted have the English translation being "Mary", for Maria, "Anne", for Ana, and July, for Júlia.

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What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

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Lets just say some of my boys owed me a favor, and that if we where all "clean slate workers" I would never have been able to pull some favors out of the higher ups. As far as for "these Shadows" of yours, I know nothing, while I invented the encoding format for the messages you use, I intend keeping it to myself. People here will still assume this is bullshit unless you get somebody to hack this site, believe me, its pretty damn easy to retrieve whatever data might have been lost.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, that's why I'm asking you.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? the redneck got to him first.

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52 Prostitutes in a bar. Challenge Accepted.

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Thanks I guess, I do look a lot like that anime, except my eyes are not giant and I got lips and you know about everything else is different, besides I wear blue or brown contact lenses Ohh, and in case you had not already noticed, I dye my hair brown, believe me, there is enough red in me to go around already... Nero huh? Angelo Nero? So what kind of sick parents did you really have, or do you have? This is weird, you suddenly got even more interesting Nero.

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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? What you probably have is a lawyer on holiday with his children, allowing himself or herself to be buried in order to please said children.

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What do you call a quadriplegic person in the water? One should refer to them by their name, but seeing as a quadriplegic person would be incapable of swimming if you do see a quadriplegic person in a body of water you should seek help or call emergency services.

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I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

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What do u call a boomerang that doesnt come back A stick

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a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

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What's the difference between a dead baby and my girlfriend? My girlfriend is alive and 19 years older.

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Why didn't the chef serve the black guy his food? Because he wasn't a waitor.

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? HA!

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What's short, green, and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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David Cameron

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Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

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Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

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A man walked into a bar. He said ow.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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