- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What did the little girl buy for her cat? A box to bury him in.

Why did Colussi miss school for 2 years? -Because he died

Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Brittany Spears is pregnant

a guy on the street throws a boy between 2 priests

What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

How did the farmer stop the chicken from swearing? Cutting it's head off, skinning it, plucking it's feathers and cooking it on a medium heat for about an hour. He then served it up to his family with green beans, mash and parsnips.

roses are red violets are twisted turn around bitch your about to get fisted

what has small feet? a human being with a tiny proximity of feet matter.

Whats green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A Pool Table. Use your imagination.

A man comes into a bar. Wait, it's a horse. A man comes into a horse.

Whats the quickest way to get famous? kill the president

How did Bob survive the plane crash? He didn't

roses are red violets are blue What smells like poo? Your waffle's blue

Roses are red Violets are blue I was diagnosed as criminally insane Wanna be my friend?

Why did the little boy cry? He fell down the stairs

Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

What is your favorite color???? My mom I got u s o godd.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? jhdfsuigtreyuiertfguiryhg

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Knock knock Who's there Police, there's been an accident Oh really? Know i'm actually a serial rapist and i have a gun so open up

Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??