- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than having a zit on your face? Getting blue waffle.. google if you don't know what blue waffle is..

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

Why did the plane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot

What's worse than a burglar breaking into your house in the middle of the night? A rapist breaking into your house in the middle of the night.

The dewey decimal system

-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

Three tomatoes were walking down the street, a daddy, a mummy and a baby and...wait did I say tomatoes, sorry, I meant people.

A hispanic man eats a taco and enjoys. He is kicked in the nuts 2 months later.

Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

Why did little Suzy fall of the Swing? Someone threw a fridge at her.

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

"Grandpa, How did you know that Grandma was the one?" "When her sister dumbed me."

What's worse than a gay joke? Their emotional repercussions, leading to a lack of self-esteem, which eventually drives the homosexual to commit suicide, leaving behind a now destroyed family.

One out of every 3 smokers dies.................. the rest gain immortality.

Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

What Did The Hobo Get For Christmas? A Welcome Home Mat.

Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

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