What happen to the girl that received chocolate on Valentine's day? She had a allergic reaction.

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So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

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roses are red violets are blue i'll be back in an hour or two

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A Black man and a Hispanic man were sitting in the back seat of a car. Who was driving? Their Asian friend who offered to take them to get lunch.

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1st guy:i like anti jokes. 2nd guy:me too, they make me laugh.

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What do shoes and boxes have in common Both will get squashed if a washing machine lands on one of them

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What do you get when you take a bag of chips and divide it by 5? a Nike store worker's meal

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When geese fly south, why is one side of the V usually longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

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What did the munchy alzhemiers farmer say about his missing tractor? Where's my tators?

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can A hundred dead babies in a trash can Whats worse than a hundred dead babies in a trash can A live one at the bottom Whats worse than that It eats it way out Whats worse than that It brings friends

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Three construction workers are high up on a building when they decide to take their lunch break there. The three open their respective lunches, converse pleasantly, and enjoy the fine weather.

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Female Orgasms

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for chrismas ? cancer

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What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck!

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What is better then winning the special olympics? Not being retarded

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what do you call obama a dumbass

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An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

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A fat guy, well over 300 lbs, goes to KFC and orders a big bucket of chicken. He gets his bucket of chicken and goes to sit down on a table to eat his chicken. A man walks up to him and asks him "are you going to share any of that chicken?" The man says "no."

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What do you call a muslim on an airplane? A airline passenger.

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What do you call a black man that cuts people up and takes their money? A surgeon.

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What did the doctor say to the recently diagnosed AIDS patient? I'm sorry there is nothing we can do.

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God made Coke God made Pepsi God made me, Oh so sexy

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What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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