- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a baby stop screaming? Pour acid down its throat.

How are a chicken and a grape similar? They're both round. Except the chicken.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

How did the blind man cross the road? With the use of a cane and a registered seeing eye dog

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Too many because they are babies and they don't have the motor skills to properly use a paintbrush.

Why did the blonde walk into the men's restroom? Because the blonde was a man who needed to expel his feculent waste.

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whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

Whats a hobbo's favorite food? Trash

if you have 2 apples and 3 oranges in one hand, and 4 oranges and 1 apple in the other, what do you have? very large hands.

"Ask me if I'm a lamp." "Are you a lamp?" "No."

Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit!!

why did the man fall? cuz he jumped from a building

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Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? Because he was a heroin addict

What do you do when you go downstairs in the middle of the night and see your VCR floating in the middle of the living room? Run and cower in fear in this seemingly impossible situation.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your child has been in a terrible car accident.

how much fish could a chicken

Roses are Red Violets are Red Grass is Red Trees are Red My yard is on fire.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

I got put through anger management when I was a child it made me mad.

A three-legged prostitute, a coal miner, and R. Kelly walk into an all-midget rendition of Stravinsky's Rite of Spring. The miner has a heart attack and dies. The concubine and the vocalist do nothing to help.

What do you call a poldo thats hafl poldo a

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