- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than seeing a child with autism? Seeing a child doin' serious damage in a mosh pit

Holocaust jokes are not funny. And I don't see the humor behind them.

What is the #1 cause of pedophiles? Sexy children

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

The 70's called. They had the wrong number.

Six hats walk out of a garden. When mustard offal fruit paps.

Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

What's sad about a dead person? He was my friend.

Why does fowlerville suck cause everyone wishes they were black

Why did Colussi miss school for 2 years? -Because he died

Why was the baby crying? Because she had a frog nailed to her face.

Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house, she feels bad about herself but is too embarrassed to get a gym membership and work-out in public.

What happens when a leprechaun refuses to give you his pot of gold? He doesn't give you his gold.

Gandalf and Dumbledore had a son, her name wasn't.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

roses are red violets are twisted turn around bitch your about to get fisted

Whats funnier then a dead baby a dead baby dressed as a clown

There once was a woman from Ealing, Who had a peculiar feeling She went to the doctors and was consequently diagnosed with Chlamydia

Guess where my mom lives? Utah? Correct Guess where my dad lives? Utah? Correct Guess where my aunt lives Utah!?!?!? NO!!!! Trick Question b... she's dead

Is Charlie Sheen bi-polar? Yes.

A horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks: "How's the family?" The Horse says: "they are fine." Everyone runs out screaming because Horses can't talk, except the bartender. He has a mental illness.

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