- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's more fun then spinning a dead baby around on a clothesline at 50 miles an hour? Stopping it with a shovel.

Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

Dog is walking through a park and is almost stepped on by a horse. Dog says, "Hey, watch where you're going!" Horse says, "Well, looky here! A talking dog!"

Why did the bunny give you a funny look? It has epilepsy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer

What's worse than no wifi Nothing.

What did jonah say to your mum ... Nothing jonah is your mum

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He hurt himself.

If I were in a room with you hitler, stalin, i would shoot hitler and stalin because they are horrible people.

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

I am very humble.

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

That's funnier than a zebra climbing the Eiffel tower with Bill Clinton on the 4th night of quanza

My friend and I were telling jokes the other day. Ha said " I've run out of dead baby jokes!" to which I replied " I've run out of dead babies."

What's Big and Round? My Testicular Cancer

What do u call a gay dinosaur Tyran a sore arse

roses are red violets are blue get down your trousers cause im waiting for you

knock, knock whos there child molestor

To be, or not to be. That is not the question. The question is, what time is it?

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? Answer- Take me to your weeder!

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

What's the difference between a woman? Apart from the differing reproductive systems and body organs, women are characterized by a need to create food.

Is it closer to Minneapolis, or by bus?

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