- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

A: Knock Knock B: Come in A: Come in Who B: Your Mum...

what looks like a banana? a penis

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

why does my ass hurt? you have rectal cancer

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I have cancer. And you're next.

Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

What did the dad say when the irresponsible goth problem child asked for a gun Yes

How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

Why do elephants have such big ears? So they can hear really well.

So a man walks into a bar and he says "Can i have two beers?" The bartender says "Sure, Budweiser or Heineken?" The man responds "Uhmm... which one do you prefer?" The bartender says "Heineken."

What do you get when you cross a black man and a Mexican man? I don't know.

roses are red violets are red everything is red who set my house on fire

Why does the cow eat grass? A: Because it's green. (Cows are colorblind)

Knock Knock. Who's there? I left my car keys inside.

What's the worst way to die? Alone.

Your're racist.

Why did the little boy have gum on his shoe? Because he stepped on it

There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

Your mama is so ugly, when she looks in the mirror it displays her reflection like all mirrors do

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to severely injure a human.

Q: What do you call a black woman who can't tell you who her baby daddy is? A: "Mam". Rape is a serious and painful crime, and the strength to raise a child on her own without her consent is worthy of respect.

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