What's worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. What's worse than a pile of dead babies? One baby is alive in the middle. What's worse than that? He is eating his way out...

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What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

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I do not want to know, you want to TELL ME so that I can increase the potency of the hypnotic suggestion by... Lets say... A number that if I said would work instantly? I wrote CONDOMS ARE FOR PUZZIES... Which kinda makes sense... Just a line, from the worst game ever.

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Ellen: Knock knock Steve: Who's there? Ellen: Banana Steve: Banana who? Ellen is offline and can't receive messages right now.

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Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

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once upon a time there was a cripple little girls who lived in an orfanage were she got raped then beat .

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Knock Knock .... Knock Knock .... Pum Pum Pum .... LAPD! open the door!

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Wanna hear a joke? Too bad.

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Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

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A 3 year old child walks into his parents having intercorce the child asked "mommy what were you and daddy doing" she says "sex" the child was scarred for life.

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What would you call it if Justin Bieber had sex with a woman? Sex, because thats what it is.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red... That depends in how hard you throw them.

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what did the 14 year old boy get for christmas? nothing because he his sitting in prison for killin his parents and is serving a life sentence.

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Will nearis is here! Get it

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Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

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When life throws you lemons, duck.

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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What do you call a cat without a face ? - Kitty !

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XD Okay then, just a little and I am not very fond of it, I mean I tried something called tekken but that just made me nauseus. Then I got into some car racing game years ago, RidgeRacer I think, but when I moved the car to the sides, I kinda involuntarily tilted to the sides, and ended up smacking on the ground a couple of times.

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What happen to the girl that received chocolate on Valentine's day? She had a allergic reaction.

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Q. What is the fastest animal in the world? A. An Ethiopian chicken.

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Q: Why did the man have sex with Amanda Seyfried? A: Are you kidding me?

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A woman walked into a club. Or at least, that's what her abusive boyfriend told the police.

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how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

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