Why did the bunny give you a funny look? It has epilepsy.

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If life gives you melons, you're probably dyslexic.

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Q: Why don't people like me? A: Because I smell bad and I give off a creepy vibe

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What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.

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If a quiz is quizzical, what's a testicle?

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What does it say on the back of Superman`s cape on the "new" movie? My other actor was an awesome dude, all I got now is this asshole... Moral: Christopher Reeve... takes lasers... shotguns, eats lava with his cornflakes... falls of a horse... dies... Moral2: HEY What is the booing for? This is the ANTI JOKE! SECTION... but now to my sincerest thoughts... Moral 3: R.I.P Christohper Reeve, he lived and died with hope... Dying happy while suffering from one of the worst things that can happen to a human being, is an inspiration to us all! True superman!

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What do you call a fly with no wings? Disabled

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Why did grandpa climb the phone pole with bananas in a backpack? He has a debilitating disease. He is slowly losing touch with reality.

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSSS!

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why was the blonde fired from the factory? she ate the maneger's fingers.

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where did susan go durring the explotion? every where...

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How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

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Why is the ground wet It rained

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What do you call a man in a pool with no arms and legs? Bob

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Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

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Caolan and Eamon

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A dog was barking at a tree

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roses are red violets are twisted turn around bitch your about to get fisted

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

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What did Timmy say when the bus crashed? Nothing, it was a horrible crash, he died like everyone else. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Timmy.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

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How did the weak old man with cancer beat it? He hung himself.

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lol im s0 gut at spelign at engrish N u laughd n liekd diZ funi joek XDD u most LUV LE MEMEZ n EMOtikons Lol (^-^) y u guyz so st00p1d at math Wtf???!?!? 1+1=8 i m soooo smurt hahaha I <3 warrior cats n dance 2 gangnum stail wile masturbatin 2 swagbois le raeg comicz ;3!! . And now you are dying of cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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