A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

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Hi I am Michael Jackson... you have any young boys? My park is open :), the "nude dark caverns" can be scary, but I accompany them all, so relax. Moral: LEAVE MJ ALONE! ;(

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Why was Susie crying? There was a frog stapled to her face.

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Q-if you are what you eat ,does that make you cannibal? A- yes

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Kameron Brown is gay.

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Your mamma's so dumb, we are seriously worried she might hurt herself.

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Why was the black man eating fried chicken and watermelon? He was at home

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"Knock knock..." "come in"

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roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

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Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

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A white, black, jewish, and hispanic person apply for a job as an accountant who gets the job? One of them.

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How types of people are there? One, we are the only homo sapiens.

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Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

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Q: What would George Washinton do if he was alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

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My friend thought that an onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I threw a watermelon at his face.

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your mom is so ugly, when she throws a boomerang it doesn't come back

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Turkey Balls

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Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

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What did the previously pregnant teen flush down the toilet? Her beloved pet goldfish who recently died. She had already given birth to a healthy baby the previous year.

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Knock knock Who's there? Hi I'm John from the jehovah witness society down the street and I'd love to talk to you about your beliefs! Would you like a pamphlet?

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What is big, eats cats, smells good, but looks like shit? A big, cat eating, good smelling piece of shit

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whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

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STOP BULLYING FAT PEOPLE. They have enough on their plate

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What did Little Johny get for Christmas?

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