- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did? Yes

I went to the doctor & he gave only 6 months to live. I told him I couldn't pay my bill, he said "that doesn't change the fact you're going to die soon."

In my eyes Nero, you are much like a philosopher, the kind which are mocked while they live, and then a couple thousands years later, are recognized as the most intelligent beings of their time.

What do you call a black man? Black

A man walked into a bar. I shot him

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Guy- Wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah, it's too long. Girl- Wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Nah, you'll never get it.

How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

What starts with E and ends with lephant? Not giraffe

how many jews fit in an oven? none, its illegal to put a person in an oven....

One day a there was a guy walking down the street. If you thought this was a joke, you're wrong.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A joke.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

Q.How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A.You don't. You kill her.

which one is easiest

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Why was the dog hairless? I lied, it was a pig.

If somebody chucks skittles at you saying taste the frickin rainbow Run over them with a car and say "NationWide is on your side!!! ????

What do you call a man without any money? Broke.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse, confused, looks at the bartender with a bewildered look, neighs loudly, and runs out of the bar knocking over a few tables and chares.

What is black, white and red all over? Something that pertains those characteristics

What did the man with cancer say when he got hit in the face with a crowbar? "Ow."

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water, Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill came tumbling after. They both died of blood loss.

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