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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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- knock knock. - Who's There? - Steve. - Steve who? - Fitzsimmons. We met at your wife's work party.

What do you call the people that ride on the upper level of a double decker bus? Passengers.

what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

Up High. high fives In The Middle high fives Down Low high fives In the Grass high fives You've been diagnosed with prostate cancer.

You just sunk my battleship! 5,000 people just perished at the bottom the ocean in a war for pointless political reasons.

I got a boner from the waitress touching my shoulder, please dislike this

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple getting blow jobed by a giant squirrel

What does a homeless man get for Valentines Day? Divorce papers

Your mom showed up at my house last night. I kindly greeted her and asked if I could help her with anything.

whats the difference between sand and period blood? You cannot gargle sand.

There's now a sandwich named after Jerry Sandusky, it's got 60 year old meat stuffed between buns barely out of the oven.

A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She compiled and saw the error of her ways.

Whats Brown and fluffy ASIAN TITS

Q: What do you call a Chelsea fan on the moon? A: A Problem. Q: What do you call 100 Chelsea fans on the moon? A: An even bigger problem. Q: What do you call all the Chelsea fans on the moon? A: Problem solved hahaha Q: What would you get if Newcastle were relegated? A: 45,000 more Chelsea fans

What did the man's ex-wife told him after their divorce? "Build a bridge and get over did" And so he did because hes a contractor that specialized in structures spanning and providing passage over a gap or barrier, such as a river or roadway

Crime doesn't pay. Sure it does

Yo mama so stupid, she scored poorly on her SAT exams in high school. She was unable to recieve a college education. She now works as a full time waitress at a small diner. She earns minimum wage and is still getting nowhere on her search for a better job.

Three Greeks and Three Turks are traveling by train to a conference. Both racial groups arrive safely to their destination.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Dead babies can't paint.

On Wednesday night, a drunk man was walking on the cliffs of dover. his funeral was saturday.

News:Little boy found dead in old man's white van. Turns out the old man goes to the store and when he comes back the little boy chokes on an apple.

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