- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Reclu. Reclu who? Recluse Spider.

Why was the boy crying on his birthday? He was being molested by his birthday clown who he was fully aware was his alcoholic costumed father.... And it wasn't his birthday.

What did Justin Bieber say when he lost his tampon? Where's my tampon?

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 sodomized his whole family.;

Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. I slipped you a roofie, get ready for me.

Why did the chicken cross the road? - To rape you. Knock Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

Knock knock? Whose there? Colin Come in

You say: Why did the chicken cross the road? Response: Why? (or some other answer to a different joke) You say: To get to your house! Knock, knock. Response: Who's there? You say: The CHICKEN!!!!

you cant spell slaughter withought laughter

Well Erron, its your lucky day then. I wont even ask what a cream pie is.

the more I study the more I know, the more I know the more I forget, the more I forget the less I know, why study?

High enough to know that fucking IQ is a terrible way to measure the total potential of the mind, which is potentially limitless depending on the person`s contact and control over the subconscious state.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Steve" "Oh hey Steve, come on in"

What's more annoying than reading a joke you can't understand? ?????

what is purple and fly? - a purple flying.

Q: How many Jews can fit in a car? A: 5 in a standard mid sized sedan, or 7 in an SUV

What's black, white and red all over? A nun that's just been shot.

Why did the chicken cross the road. It's head was cut off and it didn't know where it was

emma: mat has a quick reaction time

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

COME HERE, POTTER!!!! NOW!!! Instead of agreeing to approach the source of the rather hostile summoning, Potter decided to sit down and eat a healthy vegetarian lunch of sausages and chips.

Whats cooler than cool? nothing because cool does not have a defined temperature therefore nothing can be cooler than it.

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