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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

A man goes to a petting zoo. He sees a zookeeper wrestling a bear. The bear kills the zookeeper and escapes from it's cage. It promptly mauls the rest of the staff and visitors at the zoo until it is shot by local police.

What do you call a fridge? A Fridge

What makes men cry? The realization that humanity is completely pointless in the infinitely expanding universe and thus any action to try and improve human life is also a complete farce.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have AIDS".

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

Q.How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A.You don't. You kill her.

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

A black man is like a sledge hammer; if you compare him to a sledge hammer, he will hit you with a sledge hammer.

I used to be addicted to soap, but now I'm clean. I'm still addicted to heroin, though. No chance I'm ever giving that up.

what is Stephen Hawking's condom brand called? Anti-Virus

Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

A man agreed with a camel. The camel didn't agree. ... (This joke does only make sense in the Dutch language.)

What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

A man walks into a bar. Then he yelled and held his head in pain. :) www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your son has been in a car accident and has died.

What happened when the ugly girl asked her crush out on a date? He said yes. He found her personality quite attractive

Yo mama so ugly she's ridiculed daily and has frequent suicidal thoughts.

Kid One: "Hey, you! Do you know how to spell "I CUP'?" Kid Two: " Sure, F-A-G....G-O-T..." Kid One: ".........."

whats it called when you see a ton of white people running down a hill.... an avalanch whats it called when you see a ton of black people running down a hill.....a mud slide whats it called when you see a ton of mexicans running down a hill............ a jail break

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