- Anti Joke

What's more fucked up that the Bill Cosby rape accusations? Sam and Adele's shower time on a Wednesday night

Why couldn't the mexican make a taco? He died.

Who was sorry when the fat kid fell over last year? The whole of Japan.

hey i just met you and this is c r a z y , but im a pirate so call me matey ;)

Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

how did the ant die? i stepped on it

The easter bunny should be a platypus. Bunnies do not lay eggs. Platypuses do, however, and are the only mammals that lay eggs.

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

What do the snake and the bird have in common? They can both fly, except for the snake...

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

How can you kill someone who looks like a squirrel? With an bomb. That would kill most people.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where do babies come from? My sex dungeon

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cross light said signal said "GO"

your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company