Whats the quickest way to get famous? kill the president

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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How may Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

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What is the #1 cause of pedophiles? Sexy children

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What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

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Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

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What did the hooker get for Christmas ? AIDS.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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A: Hi I am a Mormon B: I know I'm one of your wifes

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Whats worse than seeing a child with autism? Seeing a child doin' serious damage in a mosh pit

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Mum makes $97 per hour working online? Offline I can see , but online, mmm pull the other one, it plays lossless codecs

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What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

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Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

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Holocaust jokes are not funny. And I don't see the humor behind them.

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Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

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Why didn't Clair get up all day? She died in her sleep.

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Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

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What's sad about a dead person? He was my friend.

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roses are red violets are twisted turn around bitch your about to get fisted

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Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house, she feels bad about herself but is too embarrassed to get a gym membership and work-out in public.

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What happens when a leprechaun refuses to give you his pot of gold? He doesn't give you his gold.

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Anti Joke

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