A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

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A black man walks out of a store. He was carrying a receipt.

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What's long, hard, and black, and goes into wet things? A submarine.

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hi bros hahahhah like it up, ah ma gkenny

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Why did the ginger cross the road? To tell the police that her family had been taken hostage.

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-Bumper Sticker- Honk if you love Jesus. (Text while driving if you want to meet him)

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What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? You die.

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Why is it easy to steal candy from a baby? Because the baby is smaller, weaker and would not pose any threat.

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knock , knock That Was The Same Mistake That Ann Frank Made.

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When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

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What do you call a schizophrenic Clown surrounded by 10,000 Amish gangsters, all armed with dildos? I don't know, but it would be a heck of a sight, wouldn't it?

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why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

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Have I ever told you that you looked beautiful? No. Ok, good.

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Yo mama so ugly she's ridiculed daily and has frequent suicidal thoughts.

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Why did the black man get arrested? He sold cocaine.

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What do you call a fridge? A Fridge

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Whats the difference between black people and white people? They're both people.

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roses are red, violets are blue, im not going out with someone that belongs in a zoo.

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What do you get when you cross a dog with a cat? Nothing, it is impossible to mix 2 different animals

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What did the pillow say to it's owner? Nothing. Pillows are not able to talk.

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If there are 2 narwhals and two apples, why is each of the narwhals happy? Because each is a narwhal.

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Lets just say some of my boys owed me a favor, and that if we where all "clean slate workers" I would never have been able to pull some favors out of the higher ups. As far as for "these Shadows" of yours, I know nothing, while I invented the encoding format for the messages you use, I intend keeping it to myself. People here will still assume this is bullshit unless you get somebody to hack this site, believe me, its pretty damn easy to retrieve whatever data might have been lost.

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What's worse than a teacher yelling at you? The holocaust

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Why did Suzie get raped? because she was out past her bedtime. and the morale to this story is that its funny to be raped.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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