Knock Knock! Who's There! That's right! And now for our next song: "Magic Bus!" One TwoThree Four.....

Death by kayak

What happens when you get hit in the face? You get hurt.

A comedian walks onto the stage. Antehumor.

How many squirrels does it take to drive a refrigerator 10 quarts per elephant? Vanilla Cake

What do chicken and babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

why was the cat black it was a black cat

Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

Roses are red, Violets are blue Oh, that's good to know.

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

Q: What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? A: A set of Legos

why did the car go to the bathroom? it had gas.

Are you from Tennessee? Because you look like a product of incest

what ate all the ants in the hill? an anteater

What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Hello, nice to meet you.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? An invisible carrot!

hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Guy finds lamp in the desert and rubs it three times. No genie appears because there's no such thing as magic.

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

What do you do if you can't go to the Wednesday Night Market on Wednesday? You go on Thursday

A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What will it be?" The homeless man says, "Nothing. I have no money."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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