what do you say to a black guy on steroids? B!tch please

What is the difference between a mexican and a bench? One is living, one is not.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Roast Beef is a solid and Pea Soup is a liquid

my whole life!

What's worse then failing a test. Being raped by a horse

What begins with "B" and ends with "N" that you never want to call your neighbor? a Black Person

Q: Why did the black man win the 100 meter dash? A: Because ever since he heard of this event, he has spent weeks preparing for it.

A duck walks into a bar and buys a drink. When the bartender comes up he says put it on my bill

Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

What is yellow and can shot? A Banon.

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Roses are blue Violets are red What happened to the gay man? He listened to Justin Beiber And then was straight

I can't remember the punchline for this joke so I recommend you stop reading this...why are you still reading this whats wrong with you!!!!

How do you get a fat man to go outside? Blow up his house

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in the street? 11 babies in the street.

what is a present you would give a werewolves? I said... OBAMA!!! tee hee

once you go black your credit goes wack

River Ravi flows in which state? Liquid state.

I wonder where the hell Hitler is

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? Dr. Jeremy Brown, I have your results from the blood test. It's good news they came back negative. Hooray.

How does a Chinese person wear a contact lens? On a 45 degree angle

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

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What does two plus two equal? 4

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