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Knock Knock Who's there The military. We're under attack. The military we're under attack who? Dinos

What's the difference between a book and a house? Their names

i am iron man running over fat kids in my van

Q: How many jews can you fit in a car A: 2 in the front. 3 in the back and as many as you want in the ash tray.

What do you call a skeleton in a closet? The hide-and-seek champion.

What do you call a black man who flys an airplane? A Pilot

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Why did the black guy punch the white guy? They were both professional boxers.

Q:Why are babies and spaghetti alike? A:They both stick to the wall when cooked.

What's white and yellow with red all over? Vietnam War

Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere

Wanna hear a funny joke? Sure. Me too, do you have any?

What do you call a person with disabilities? Names.

Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

- Why did the man with the big pocket get arrested in Utah? - Because adultery is illegal in Utah.

If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

Three blonds walk into a bar ... They said ouch!

Beware of orange frogs with black stripes! They are dangerous! On the other hand, if you see a black frog with orange stripes, you're in no danger.

What's big and white and can't climb trees? A mattress

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? AIDs then he got mugged on the way home from the hospital

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Why wasn't the TV remote working? It was out of batteries.

an orange and an apple are both in a fruit bowl, the apple says nothing as its an apple and apple's cant speak its just an apple

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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