- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and adhesive? A stick

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Roses are red

What does the lifeguard do on his free time? Ejaculate.

Does an Anti-Joke need to have an ironic punch line? ...

Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

What happenswhen a geman shepard jumps into a lake? it gets wet

Q: what does a worm and a fish have in common? A: they are both a worm, apart from the fish

"Knock, knock." "You don't have to say that. The door's open, come on in."

Why did the boy fail his final? His severe depression and progressive detachment from reality caused him to hang himself the night before

Why did the man get frustrated searching through a box of forks? He was looking for a spoon.

How many apples come from trees? None, not a single one of em'

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Hi! Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Roughly 1150 pounds if a full grow male.

who likes gay porn and has dirty littlesweeneys thathesticks up his hole? Jahn Willems

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What's smaller then a midget? A baby midget.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke-'er-face

why did sally fall off the swing cause she had no arms knock knock who's there? not sally

What's the difference between a ferrari and pile of dead babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

What do you get when you mix a elephant and a rhino? A nasty tasting smoothie.

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the gas man, I've come to read your meter, like we arranged.

What did Goldilocks say to the Three Bears? No one knows. Her remains were discovered three weeks later.

What do a cow girl and an orange have in common? They all are fruit, except for the cowgirl.

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