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Q: What did the gun say to the person. A: Bang.

Why did the man sit on the chair? Because he was tired of standing

Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

whats the difference between a brick wall and a jew? jews wear yamakas

What did one dog say to the other dog? Nobody knows as humans are unable to understand the way dogs communicate.

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

Why was the man lying on the pavement? He was hit by a fridge

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.

What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

Have you heard that joke about Helen Keller? No. Neither has she.

What do you call a black man who has been killed? A dead person.

What is a gremlin? A gremlin.

Why did the man poop his pants. becuase he had to poop.

Do you smell that? Sex and candy?

whats the difference between a chicken and a rooster. a rooster has a dick

why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

Want to hear a scary story?' I was droppin a two ball and the monster walked in

i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

Why is Finnish taxi driver smiling while driving? He's happy.

What did Osama Bin-Laden say on 9/11? JENGA!!!!

Actually it was me Josh brown

Knock Knock Who's there? Sheriff Sheriff who? Sheriff Robinson your husband has died in a local car accident.

Anti Joke

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