My name is me I like fired chicken!

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Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

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What did the Polack do in the rainstorm? He got wet.

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Q: What did the gun say to the person. A: Bang.

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whats the difference between a brick wall and a jew? jews wear yamakas

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Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

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Why was the man lying on the pavement? He was hit by a fridge

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Your dad walked into a bar. It was a gay bar.

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Why did the man sit on the chair? Because he was tired of standing

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Roses are red, Violets are purple.

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A man walked into a bar. He has been in a coma for six weeks now.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.

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What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

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What happened to the soldier who go shot while fighting terrorists in the middle east? He died and had a proper funeral back in the town/city that he was born in.

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Why did the man stop going to his local doctor? Because they put highly poisen liquids in the shots

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What did one dog say to the other dog? Nobody knows as humans are unable to understand the way dogs communicate.

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why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

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How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

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i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

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Want to hear a scary story?' I was droppin a two ball and the monster walked in

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Why did the man poop his pants. becuase he had to poop.

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Have you heard that joke about Helen Keller? No. Neither has she.

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whats the difference between a chicken and a rooster. a rooster has a dick

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