Why was the lady afraid of cooking? Because her husband always beat her with a frying pan

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

My momma's so ugly she had to get plastic surgery. Now I need it.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

Adam: knock knock!! Eve: who's there? Adam: don't be silly, just open the f*cking door!!

Rebecca Black just died, she walked into a stadium and was overwhelmed by the amount of seating choices.

What is worse than the holocaust Nothing it was fine with the Jews in camps burning and dying

A blond walks into an electronics store. Then she promptly walks out, as she got the wrong store.

Why did William commit suicide? Because his grandmother had recently died of terminal cancer. His mother left him on the front step when he was two, and moved to Tennessee with her baby daddy.

If the Trojan Horse was a deadly deception, is it My Lethal Phony?

Boy: Hey girl if I had hand-cuffs, I’d lock myself to you right now! Girl: I would find that extremely creepy.

Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

What did the sniper say when a newsreporter asked what he felt when he shot a terrorist? The sniper replied: Recoil.

Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

What did the KKK member say to the african american man. Nothing, he just killed him.

Why is my girlfriend pregnant? We wanted an abortion

Roses are black Violets are black A black person died

Why is an elephant gray Because it's GRAY!!! duh

Wife: Does this make me look fat? Husband: Honey, your already fat.

Steve jumps through a window...he forgot he was on the 231st floor...He dies

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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