- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the serial killer eat for breakfast? You.

How many athiests does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Q~ What did the black man say to the priate when he pulled out a AK47? A~ "This is a gun. im going to kill you with it."

I used to have an ugly,black and disabled man as a friend. However, he had a very nasty personality so we are no longer friends.

Roses are red, violets are blue, purple is a color, I like grilled cheese

why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

A father and his son get into an accident and are whisked away to the hospital. The father dies, and the son is brought into surgery. The doctor is rushed in, but looks at the boy and says "I can operate on this boy, his my son." How is this possible? The boy's father was a zombie.

My grandma once told me " never trust the blacks"

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was in a van headed to the slaughterhouse.

What does a black man do in the bathroom? He Dookies on bobby

Whats something really annoying? A guy who presses enter too much. hehe

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

What's worse than finding a worm in your Holocaust? Oh, wait, I said it wrong...

What did Mr. Sandman do whrn the boy asked for one too many dreams, nothing because Mr. Sandman was the boys bitch.

What did the flag say to the pole? It dosnt

A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

Hi Mum!!!!!!!!

What do you call five black guys surrounding one white guy who bosses them around? Whatever his name is.

Why are Chinese people short? Chinese people are often exposed to harmful chemicals because of lax environmental laws, and suffer from poor nutrition.

What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

A Nazi walks into a bar. No one really knows he's a Nazi and he doesn't talk about it that much in public, so he chats to some people then leaves after a few beers...

What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

What happens when you spend far too much money in a gambling machine during a solar eclipse on a leap year? You get poor.

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