- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why are most jews unemployed? A. They all got fired.

What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

hickory dickory dock no one cares

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your Fallopian tubes ripped out by wolverine

Why was little Tommy scared? Because he'd just been abducted by a psychopathic rapist.

How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

What did the African say to the Mexican? "Hola, Como estas?" and the Mexican did not respond because he didn't speak Spanish.

I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

What do Jews and gays have in common? They both would have been killed during the Holocaust.

Roses are red, violets are blue, This is false, Violets are purple.

Women's Rights..

How fast do Jews cook? It depends how many you have in the oven at once.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! In for a penny, in for a pound. I'm Donald Trump!

A black person tans and starts to peel, what do you get? A white person.

What do you call a woman on a bike? A dike

if a joke has not punch line, how does that strike you?

How many Pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1. and "pollack" is a derogatory term that could be fond offensive to some people.

Why couldn't the farmer drive his tractor He had no arms why didn't he have arms Because he was a potato

While your reading this. A man is robbing your home and sodomizing your dog

Damn Nero... So you are saying there is no hope left, the underground society is dead and buried.

Roses are Red Violets are blue I have short term memory loss Hey look thats my bike over there.

whats worse than the holocaust ? ms.brinkmann? noo close....a black guy trying toget a job.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

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