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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? -You can research and find several similarities and differences, but I will not go into detail about them.

Whats fat yellow and diabetic Brett lai lan

What's the best Anti-Joke ever? I don't know, but it's NOT this one.

What's long and hard? The Ap European exam that i just took.

What's did the white man say to the black man? Howdy.

There once was a woman from Ealing, Who had a peculiar feeling She went to the doctors and was consequently diagnosed with Chlamydia

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

Why did the little girl die so suddenly? The bullet got her right in the heart.

Knock knock whos there? Jake jake who? jake from state farm, and i'd like to tell you about our insurance company

What did the oboe say to the trombone? SQUEEEEEEK

How many blondes does it take to skrew in a lightbulb? Usually just one.

There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

Your momma so fat that she went to the doctor and he told he to cut down on the junk food because she weighs more than the average human being

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, because if it's black and white, it can't be red.

knock,knock you suck

What's worse than getting AIDS from your boyfriend? Getting AIDS from your brother.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why did George smoke weed? Because he was depressed after his wife died and couldn't get over the fact that he would be lonely forevermore.

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