How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

What did the average man say the the bird? HOODINI

What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

Why did Lisa let go of the monkey bars? she was being molested

A nun with shoes on walks into a bar with her husband.

An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

A frog walked into a bar. Except by frog I meant Frenchman, and by bar I meant English pub. The Englishmen in the bar kill the Frenchman in a display of territoriality.

When one person has an imaginary friend, you call it being crazy. But when more than one person has the same imaginary friend, you call it religion.

whats white and looks like paper paper

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

You ask your friend if they want to hear a joke when they say yes tell them that thought you had a joke

Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent gets brutally murdered.

What is it too late to do? Apologize...

A bar walks into a man... Wait, that's impossible.

Q: Why did the irishman walk into the bar A: Because he wanted a drink

How many kids with Asperger's does it take to change a light bulb? Tyrannosaurus lived in the Cretaceous Period.

why cant women draw perfect circles? no one can becouse it is virtually impossible

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.

What did Little Jimmie say to his mom when he got home frome school? Nothing his moms dead.

Knock knock ... Knock knock ... Little did the man knocking at the door know that the kid was told not to answer the door when he was home alone, so the kid was hiding

Why was the woman blind? Because she couldn't see

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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