What's the difference between a baby and an onion? I cry when I chop up an onion.

Q: What do you call a black pilot. A: A pilot you racist.

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

To be, or not to be. That is not the question. The question is, what time is it?

How did the man get arested? For doing something leagle.

Mommy, Mommy, I don't like Daddy! Well leave him on the side of the plate and eat your peas instead!

What is worse than being unemployed? Terminal Cancer

"Grandpa, How did you know that Grandma was the one?" "When her sister dumbed me."

Q: Why did the fork cross the balloon? A: Apples

Knock Knock ............... No one's home.

What do a woman and a puzzle have in common? Both couldn't vote before 1920... the puzzles still can't vote

Why are aspirins white? Because the creator of aspirin didn't feel it necessary to color the pills.

What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

Roses are red Violets are blue I have five fingers The third one's for you

What's worse than getting punched in the balls? Many things inflict more pain than that

Whats worse than one dead guy? 2 dead guys

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

Why was the boy considered a bitch? His name was Jason Jubin

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the bag.

Why did the police officer shoot the man in the wheelchair? Says the police: "He was running"

Q: Why did the mom try to wake up a sleeping bag? A: Because it's morning and her kid is curled up inside fast asleep

Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

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Three Black men smash windows to enter a house. They're firemen and are rescuing a young child...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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