- Anti Joke

Two straight men walk into a gay bar. They quickly realize their mistake and cross the street to the tavern where they enjoy a beer and some pretzels.

your mamma so fat... she went to hell.

A blind man walks into a deaf woman. He tries to apologize but she can't hear him.

Q:A man walked into a bar. He looked at everyone and suddenly started crying. Why? A: Because everyone was drunk, and therefore came to the point where no one could remember him or anyone else.

What did the angry man with tourette syndrome say when he smashed his thumb with a hammer? Ouch.

How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

Q: You know what's worse than being a mother? A: Almost everything, because being a mother is not a bad thing, in fact, it's a wonderful thing.

Why was the kid hungry? Because he lived in Africa.

A black man, a white man, and an Asian man walk into a bar. The black man says, "My wife died in a terrible book-keeping accident.". The white man says, "My wife died in a terrible lightbulb-sorting accident.". The Asian says, "My wife died in a terrible geography accident.". Soon after, the bar was hit by a missile, promptly killing the three men.

Why was six afraid of seven. It wasnt because numbers cant possible show emotions. I

tiger woods played golf against peyton manning and yet tiger still cant win.

What do Jesus, The Easter Bunny, and Santa Claus all have in common? Their middle names are all Larry.

Yo mama so ugly... she has an extremely bad burn on her face.

Knock knock. Who's there? Robert. Robert who? Robert Anderson.

Why did the Japanese boy drop his sushi? He was hit by a tsunami

YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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