- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A fat African a rich mexican and a gay guy jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The gay guy because fat Africans and rich Mexicans don't exist

Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

A homosexual and a heterosexual bump into each other on the street. But its okay, because although they both lead very different lifestyles, they are open minded enough to respect each others choices and both apologize and keep walking.

What does a black guy do to a white girl when the lights go off and there's a bed in the room? They go to sleep so they can have enough energy to work their two jobs and provide for their family after they've been evicted from their home.

if a dog won't bark, there's no way you can teach it to talk.

Why dd the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She lost her arms to cancer.

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

A man walks into a bar he said oww when did this metel bar get here

My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

What did Shaq do when he first met Rondo? Play Basketball

If John had eight apples and he eats three. Calculate the mass of the sun.

Boy, is it hot this summer! How hot is it?! So hot that many people have died as a result!... Drink plenty of water.

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

why did the black person cross the road to get to his lynched sister

Why couldn't the blonde turn on the TV? The TV was broken.

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

What do call a someone with no arms, legs, and has an eye patch? Names

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

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