The more I learn to understand myself, the more true I am towards my values the less human I feel. The irony is, that there will always be other humans feelng the same.

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what did the addidas sign say to the nike sign? I'm all in

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why did the man fart? because he felt like it.

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a dyslexic made a dessert. it was a bit dry.

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What do you call a black person who has fallen? an ambulance

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what did the cow say to shabab?....... want some milk

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Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

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A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

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Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

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A man makes a sandwich.

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't, he died like everyone else.

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What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

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How do Mexicans like their eggs? It's a matter of personal opinion, of course.

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Sex

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A Muslim walks into a public library. 32 people killed in the explosion.

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why was the cat black it was a black cat

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A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

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What did the guy say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set in her backyard? Neither did she.

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. There is a frog in his beer.

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Why did the city disappear? Someone nuked it

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I have a really funny joke.

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What do you call a black man in a suit and tie? Presumably affluent

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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