- Anti Joke

The man and the women were doing something. What are you looking? They just talked

Four brothers joined the army and were deployed to Iraq. Two of them committed suicide.

why did the baby fall out of the tree? the monkey dropped it. why did the monkey drop the baby? it was dead.

Q: why can't women drive? A: because there is no road between the kitchen and the bedroom

what to call someone thats gay zak

Have you ever ate a donut? Yes I have. In fact, the donut I ate recently was fairly delicious.

Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

Yo mama's so fat that after her enima, she looked skinny and rather nice

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

What's Green and invisible? This cabbage --------------------------->>>>>

Your mama's so stupid that i wouldn't be surprised if you were to tell me that she didn't graduate high school.

Why do nascar drivers wreck Jeff gordon's bad racing Stupidity And kyle buschs great wrecking ability

what starts with 's' and ends in 'ex' and muslims get a stiffy from it semtex.

whats similar between a eagle and a armidillo? they both can fly. apart from the armidillo.

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

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Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

Why was the ginger angry with the manager of the hardware store? His smoke detector didn’t come with a snooze button.

Why did the whale cross the road? He was being chased by the Japanese.

I got pissed off at my little brother... So I threw him out of the window.

Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

Why did the black man purchase a gun? Because the man enjoys to go hunting in his spare time.

"Ask me if I'm a tree," "Are you a tree?" "No."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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