- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Rebecca Black. That's it. That's the joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He has to on his commute to work. He is a taxpaying citizen who does his 8-5 job to try and cut out a decent living for his wife and kids, so stop questioning the route that he takes to get to work.

why did joe drop his clock? billy ran into him, therfore making the clock wobble in his hand until it fell at 34 mph.

A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

what do you call a shitty anti-joke? A shitty anti-joke.

Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

What gets bigger and bigger and bigger, then dies? A baby.

Whats worse tan finding a worm in your apple? Being touched by Michael Jackson

What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

what did the man say to the other man he bumped into? sorry. and they never saw eachother again

roses are red violets are blue maskrosor are gula

Pineapple.

Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

Girl: I love you in a platonic way Guy: ... Is that some kind of fat joke!

How do you make transportation in Harlem easier? Fix the roads and put in more stoplights.

What did michael jackson say to the boys he touched? Nothing. Hes dead

What's funnier than Justin Bieber dying in a car accident? Nicky Minaj being in the same car.

My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

What's the difference between a car and a sack of dead babies? I don't keep a car in my garage.

Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

Knock Know! Come in!

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Dementia Pickles

Why did the sailor fall off the boat? Because vampires arent real.

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