Q: What do you call a white man with 5 black men? A: A friendly white man. Q: What do you call a white man with a hundred black man? A: A tourist in Kenya.

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Why Lilly fell out of a cradle ? She had no arms.

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What's better than being raped by a donkey? Pie.

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So Nero, seriously, don't be mean, call me, I am going to bed now, nighty nite.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Why? Because his house was burning down on the other side

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Women can vote? wtf

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Yo momma's so fat she got her own zip code! except she doesn't because zip codes are reserved for much larger areas than that of your mother.

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Me: Hey Chris! Chris: WTF.u.c.k

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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Whats the saddest part about the sandy hook shooting? There were still bullets in the clip... Im going to hell by the way.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

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Why are New Yorkers hated on so much? Becuase the Yankees suck ass.

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Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

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the bible

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Why was the black person playing hockey? Because he found an interest to the sport during his childhood years.

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why do prostitutes do what they do? Because they have abusive fathers who always used them as sex slaves as children

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What does a cow do at McDonald's? He is eaten by obese people.

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Q: How did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: How did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was taped on to the first one!

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

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Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

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What's the difference between a pessimist and a magnet? One is made of flesh and can talk, think and do things. The other is made of metal and can only pull things towards itself or push them away. But strangely, the latter is a lot more welcome in most situations.

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Why was Martha put in a wheelchair? She was hit by a rabid cabbage.

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What did the Mexican, the European, and the Canadian all have in common? They weren't used in this joke the last time someone posted it on anti-joke.com.

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Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk! Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

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