Girls soccer

Why did Stephen get an A on his test? He held his teacher at gunpoint and forced her to give him a good grade despite the fact he got an F.

The Irishman walked out of the bad.. Haha just kidding

Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she cant use it, she is fat.

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

Why did little Suzy fall of the Swing? Someone threw a fridge at her.

"Grandpa, How did you know that Grandma was the one?" "When her sister dumbed me."

One out of every 3 smokers dies.................. the rest gain immortality.

Your Face... It's Beautiful.

why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

What is worse than being bitten by a snake? Being bitten twice! - Louis

why did the clown stop laughing? because it got hit by an axe

What's worse than a gay joke? Their emotional repercussions, leading to a lack of self-esteem, which eventually drives the homosexual to commit suicide, leaving behind a now destroyed family.

Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

What Did The Hobo Get For Christmas? A Welcome Home Mat.

Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

What's worse than a burglar breaking into your house in the middle of the night? A rapist breaking into your house in the middle of the night.

Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

What's worse than having a zit on your face? Getting blue waffle.. google if you don't know what blue waffle is..

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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