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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who is their? Grammar. Grammar who? Of course you don't know.

What happened when the woman sent back the pair of shoes she bought on eBay? She obtained a refund from the seller under eBay's return policy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. He was stapled to the baby.

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? She is a goner.

What is Osama Bin Laden's favourite colour? Doesn't matter. He's dead.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

whats the difference between the same pair of shoes? one shoe is for the left an one if for the right

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a person and one is an inanimate object

You know what's gay? Grabbing another man's penis.

Why can't antelopes fly? Because they can't

Q: What do you call a black man running for congress? A: Congressional Candidate

You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away her Gameboy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

what did the British horse say to the man who owned him? nothing all he sad was neigh.

I hope the Angels win the pennant No pun intended

Whats black and white and red all over?.. The L.A. Race Riots.

a preist sees a rabbi on the street while taking a walk. he says hi and proceeds to have a nice conversation as they are good friends despite their religous differences

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Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'll choke you with a hose

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