- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

Why did the black guy sing? Cause he can sdf sdfsd f sdf ds f sd fsd f sd f ds g sdfgh fsh sdf h dfsg dfs g df gdfgdf g d yeah thats right

what's bloody and sweet? A squashed mosquito sprinkled with sugar.

Once there was Girl whose Teeth were Crooked. She got Braces.

What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

a boy meets a girl the rest is censored

Beka has AIDS

Q: What was the proctologist doing on the street? A: He was observing the assfault.

What did the Polack do in the rainstorm? He got wet.

Who has no penis Religious Believers

My name is me I like fired chicken!

Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

whats the best joke ever? womens rights

what happened at the end of the korean marley and me? dinner

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

Q: What did the gun say to the person. A: Bang.

Your dad walked into a bar. It was a gay bar.

What did one dog say to the other dog? Nobody knows as humans are unable to understand the way dogs communicate.

What happened to the soldier who go shot while fighting terrorists in the middle east? He died and had a proper funeral back in the town/city that he was born in.

Why was the man lying on the pavement? He was hit by a fridge

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