- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. What's up? Oh, nothing much, you? Yeah, you know, same old, same old. Cool.

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

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What did hitler give his granddaughter? A gas bill.

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a bad chicken and it burned in hell.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

Bible Fact0idz: "Something Drink my blood and consume my flesh and live forever something" Jesus- dead age 30something alcoholism liver problems and diabeetus at time of death, crucified and not been seen since, return pending? Classified Alcoholic. Moral: "YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!"

Why was the Jew evicted from his home? He forgot to pay the rent

q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

Beware of orange frogs with black stripes! They are dangerous! On the other hand, if you see a black frog with orange stripes, you're in no danger.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

What is your favorite color???? My mom I got u s o godd.

Your momma's so fat: She regrets not making the most of her youth whilst she was still attractive.

The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

Whats the difference between a garage full of dead babies and a garage full of money? I don't have a garage full of money

Waseem is a hard worker.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

What would you do if I ripped your face off? Bleed to death.

Why did the toddler fall in the pool? He was irresponsibly left unattended outside and tripped on the edge of the pool. He died within two minutes and his parents were blamed for his death.

What is a pirate's favorite movie? A pirated movie.

Why did the tortoise cross the road? To get to the other side.

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