Why did the deer cross the road? It didn't, the animal species is incapable of having a logical reason to possessing the will to cross a road. ruhtard

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What's worse than Patrick in a blender. Uuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, idk.

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why did the woman commit suicide? because 2+2=4

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What do you call an African-American, Latino, Asian, and Canadian all on the same football team? A reasonably diverse group of teammates who are most likely good acquaintances.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Yo mama's so fat, that we are all extremely concerned for her health.

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Wood is brown...... Grass is green...... Now what color are roses?

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why did the girl cry because she was raped

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Are we in Tennessee? Because I recently saw on the side of the road that it was 10 miles to Memphis.

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what is brown and wet? Muddy water

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Q: What does one man with alzheimer's say to the other man with alzheimer's. A: Purple, because magic doesn't go through chickens.

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Have you read Shakespeare? Dunno. Who wrote it? Shakespeare.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 6's boss, has been sexually assaulting 6 for years at work, but 6 needs the money too bad to say anything or quit his job.

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What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

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Two condoms walk into a gay bar. The people in the bar are perplexed that two inanimate objects are capable of locomotion.

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Why did the man walk into a bar? Coz he felt like it.

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How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

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There were two blondes going to California for the summer, they are about two hours into the flight and the pilot gets on the intercom and says we just lost an engine but it is all right we have three more but it will take us an hour longer. A half hour later he gets on the intercom again and says we just lost another engine but its all right we have two more it will take us another half hour though. One of the blondes says "If we lose the two last engines we will be up here all day"

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Whoever said "don't start what you can't finish" hopefully didn't think about having kids Cuz that would be horror Get it?

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Why was the mom happy cause her daughter had an abortion

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Whats 89 x 67? Sponge. Whats 10 + 9? 19 Whats 9 + 10? 21!

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What do you call 1 + 1 = 2? i like boobs

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A dyslexic pervert asks to see a woman's bar. Then he is chased to the bra next door.

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Why did the man eat the cat? I don't remember the punchline, but trust me it was hilarious.

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