What Do You Call a Black Man With a Gun?? A Cop

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A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

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What's brown and sticky? Anal

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Where did the AIDS victim go on vacation? To the hospital.

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Half a shit.

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What starts with F and ends with uck? Fire truck

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Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

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What did the Coke can say to the Pepsi can? Nothing it is a inanimate object and cannot speak.

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think twice or at least think

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What rhymes with ten? Rape..... What rhymes with boat? Float.....

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What's the difference between a baby and an onion? I cry when I chop up an onion.

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womans rights...

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why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME

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This site has ads. and so does every other free site

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How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

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what's 6 inches long and women love? my penis

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fun fact for the day: 100% of people that drink water die sooner or later

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why suck a long face the horse shits on the floor and walks out

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Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

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Somebody else besides you: what time is it? You: what time is what? SOmebody else: ? What?

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A russian gives away vodka.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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