- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a gay person and a Nazi? No gay person systematically murdered 6 million people.

if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 10 dollars you would have 5 dollars more than Chuck Norris

What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck

How do you get an elephant in the fridge in three moves open the door, put it in, close the door How do you put an giraffe in the fridge in four moves open the door, take out the elephant, put the giraffe in, and close the door

person 1: hey! guess what? person 2: what? person 1: i once saw a brown polar bear

So there's a monkey in a bar. I forgot the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

How many people does it take to screw a light bulb? One, it's all the sex they can get.

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why did the baby cross the road i tied it to the back of a car

Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

A recently widowed blond was on her way to an appointment with her attractive physician, when she realized that she was almost out of gas, so she stopped to refuel at a station near his office.

Aww good to see you looking positive! He said to the boy dying of HIV

Christianity.

Me, id rather be known as the antijoke rather than the antichrist, I offered him water at the desert just because I care. You killed him. Moral: Once you see the point of this joke, myself, I will be the one laughing, ten years and counting humanity, ten years or so, and the world belongs to me.

Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

why did sally fall off the swing cause she had no arms knock knock who's there? not sally

Q: What did the black man do at KFC? A: nothing, he ate dinner at home.

Why did Sally cross the road? Because a rapist was chasing her

Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

whats dumb and small? dandruff

Daniel is a fag

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