- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is such a slut that your dad didn't even ask her if you were his biological child and raised you as if you were, regardless of what the dna results may suggest.

Q:What is usually pink, brown or black, usually big and comes out smaller, which goes in and out of your mothers mouth? A: Could be lots of things really... Moral: But we all know what you imagined you sick bastard!

What's the hardest thing about eating a quadriplegic? The wheelchair.

1 I've been diagnosed with-- 2 I don't give a f*ck, go die in a hole!

A bar walks into a man. The drink orders a bartender. And then the money walks home. End The.

How many tickles can you give an octopus? Ten tickles

Knock knock. Who's there? Obama. Obama who? Barack Obama, President of the United States. I was wondering if I could borrow a cup of sugar. I'm baking cookies for my family, because they really like my cookies.

Dave: Hi John! John: I have Aids.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause Magic Johnson has AIDS

What did the 20-year old woman say too the old man? HI GRANDPA!

What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

What's black and dangerous? A fridge, I lied about the black part.

A man gets three wishes from a talking banana. His first wish is for a gay lover, his second wish is to have a naked grizzly bear, and his third is to become a professional tennis player. Soon after he got Aids from the Grizzly bear.

how do you get 20 people in a mini? open the door would be a good start but i dont think they will all fit.

Why did the guy have one shoe? Because he took one shoe off at a time

There was a chicken. It squarked.

Knock knock knock OCD

Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought that the second one would have seen it.

Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

Two horses were in a field. One said "this is a good place to hide". The other said, "well, let's hope they don't Findus here!"

okay so this guy walks into the bar and says DON BE STUPE SHE SPIT GOOD AND EVERYTHIN. why did he say that. BECAUSE EVERYBODY HATES HIS SPIT

oh, you have a baby on board? I'll just drive into the the car next to you...

We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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