- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did those sick people do 2 girls 1 cup? me and my sister got bores.

Q: why did the train not make it to the station? A: it crashed and killed everybody on board.

What did one stool say to the other stool? Stools don't speak!

What do Michael Jackson and Donkey Kong have in common? They're both famous.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

Why did you cross the road. You didn't your looking at this joke

Knock knock. Who's there? Robert. Robert who? Robert Anderson.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

What's hairy and sags? A ball sack

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

What did the duck with one leg say to the pirate? Woof.

when life gives you lemons your like wait how did i get these lemons??

I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

Where do 5 gay guys go????? One Direction.

if life throws you lemons you must be dyslexic

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If you were on an island with one wish what would you wish for? To get off the island

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

What's red and green and goes 100mph? A frog in a vehicle on the Autobahn.

A blonde enters a bar and orders an elevator.

whats green and falls from trees, pool tables.

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

Why is it stupid to call your son Bethany? It is commonly a girl's name.

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