- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Anal.

why was their a child on the sun? There wasn't he would be incinerated

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Not Suzy" "Why?" "Because she has no arms"

Man #1: What was the hardest part about watching that kid get hit by that bus? Man #2: My dick...

Why did the weiner dog puncture Doris's bladder? It got carried away during an oral sex session.

Why did the shrimp refuse to share? Because he was a little shellfish.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.It is a very simple task for somebody who knows what to do.

what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

What s the difference between a pigeon ?

How do u wake up lady gaga You go into her room and yell at her

What's worse than a car going backwards on the highway? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

... Chan chan

There once was a man from Madrass, whose balls were made out of brass. This was incredibly embarrassing for him, and rendered him infertile and impotent, which in turn affected his relationships with women.

What did the Jew say to the Catholic? Nothing. He is a mute you insensitive moron!

why did the man drop his razor? he had a seizure.

Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

dark humor is like food... not everyone gets it

What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

When black people wore their pants low, white people called it "Saggin" little did they know that "saggin" spelled backwards is "white supremacy" those sneaky white people

what is the most efficient way to scratch your balls? hire a leprechaun slave.

wanna here a joke? you.

What's white and has a crusty nose? Luke Lange

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