- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the man lick his elbows? Because it is scientifically proven that over 98% of humans can not lick their elbows.

A man walks into a bar...so what? People do it all the time.

Why was the kid running around? He was on fire

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A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

How do you stop birds from building nests in your grill? You turn the grill on

What's worse then a blind driver? A girl driver

Why did the cat die? To get to the other side

Q: How pregnancy test is performed in Somalia?! A: Shove a piece of bread between the legs of the women and if the bread is bitten when you take it out, she is pregnant!

Why did the jewish plumber commit suicide? After years abuse from his alcoholic father and rich sibling, he finally snapped and killed himself on his birthday after nobody told him happy birthday.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? The Big Bang. -BG_Shank_A

i am blue you are red ive got a face look at it look at it i say

How do you stop a lawn mower? You throw a baby under it.

why was the little boy crying? he wasnt, he died 2 weeks ago

whats the difference between a fur rug and a pile of dead babies? i dont lie on a fur rug to pleasure myself

What did the cancer patient say to the other cancer patient? Nothing, he was dead.

A seven foot tall kindergartener walks into a bar. He is reduced to tears after being ridiculed for his inordinate height and unappealing physical appearance. A bartender then proceeds to escort him out of the bar for being underaged. -BG_Shank_A

What do people call baby cats in Alabama? Kittens.

facebook is like a refrigerator. you eat it.

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

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