roses are red violets are blue bullets are lead now i shoot you

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a white guy, a black guy, and a latino guy all walk into a bar. The white man explains how his family is in turmoil because of his alcholism, the black guy shares his affection for crack, and the latino man explains why he shouldnt be here due to illegal immigration. They all hate their lives. Quack

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what did mickee utley say to micheal bane cnb

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Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

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What did the Jewish man say to the Shia faction Muslim man? Even though we have different views on god and religion I value your friendship more than my religous views.

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Steve jumps through a window...he forgot he was on the 231st floor...He dies

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your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

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if you can read this you dont' need glasses

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so i can text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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A blode walks into a bar, She gets her hair dyed brown and is later presumed smarter due to a the genral public being steriotipical.

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Why didn't the woman go to the kitchen? She was kidnapped and forced into sex-slavery

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Whats so bad about all the black people in the world dying? The police would be out of a job.

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what is the difference between a blond and a red head? one is has blond hair and one has red hair

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What did the pineapple say to the orange? Nothing; Neither a pineapple nor an orange contains the necessary muscles to produce speech.

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what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

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Moon: The sun shines bright like a virgin. He must be high..

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What goes up but never comes down? This dick

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? -Because it was dead Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? -Because it was stapled to the first koala

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What's black and white and red all over? A nun that was stabbed to death.

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Q:So there's a black guy and a mexican sitting in a car...who's driving? A: The Cop

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Whats worse than falling off a bike? rape.

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the power to turn magnetism into light

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What is the most dangerous place to be right now? Rodney Kings pool.

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What's brown, black, and red all over? The burning cross on the lawn of a respectable African-American family.

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