What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

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Find x X + 2 = 5 ^ I found it

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What's worse than having to watch your dad rape your mom? Having to watch your mom rape your dad.

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What is the difference between a duck and a cow? One is an aquatic fowl and the other is a farmland mammal.

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Two fish were lying on a bank. One said "I can't breath." The other one was dead.

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a man and a boy walk into a dark scary wood. "gosh I'm spooked" exclaimed the boy. "you think you've got it bad?" said the man "I'm walking out of here alone"

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What did the black guy say to the Jewish guy when it began to rain? It's raining.

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What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? A Holocaust. What's worse than a Holocaust? 3 bee stings.

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What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

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Q. Why are most jews unemployed? A. They all got fired.

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My girlfriend said she doesn't like anti jokes and now i'm single ha ha just kidding.... she's dead

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what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it got ran over by a car recently after it go killed it was eaten by a hobo and the hobo died from ring worm

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Three men went out for a night on the town, one had too much to drink and was forced to take a cab home.

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that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

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- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What?

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What's the difference between a Corvette and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

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A jew, a catholic and a muslim walk into a bar. The catholic man dies of a massive heart attack and the other two men mourn their friend for weeks.

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Why does it take 7 years for Harry Potter to kill Voldemort? Voldemort is a very powerful wizard and Harry Potter is just learning magic at the beginning so he is not prepared to fight him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, there are many theories as to why the aforementioned chicken crossed the aforementioned road. The most plausible is that the chicken was wandering around, when it came upon a road. Being a chicken, it did not know the dangers of crossing it, and proceeded to.

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb boy get for Christmas? Cancer

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So a white president,a mexican president, and a black president,are on a plane and its going down. The white president wishes he was a dove, and he flies away to safety. Then the mexican president wishes he was an eagle and he flies away to safety. Then the black president falls out the plane and says o s**t and turns into poop.

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A White man, a Black man, and an Asian man go to Heaven. They were in a plane crash.

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What happened when the Mexican lays his head on a pillow? He falls asleep

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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