Whats gay, has a nice ass, and can such a mad dick? Everyone at LNS, including me, Glenn. Just kidding I like bitches.

noah is a scrub jungle

How many Poles does it take to change a lightbulb? Just the one, usually.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender

How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

What's worse than finding out that your dog has worms? Finding out that you have worms.

Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

Happy Birthday!! Have some meth cupcakes.

What did the monkey say to the receptionist? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

what would Jesus do? Get crucified and die.

What do the snake and the bird have in common? They can both fly, except for the snake...

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

How can you kill someone who looks like a squirrel? With an bomb. That would kill most people.

Nickelback.

What did the farmer say to the cow that asked for food? No.

How do you make a baby cry? You kill its mother.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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